Ruin A Wish

[[Ghost]]

I shoot you out of the sky.

I wish for a life time supply of Orbit Gum.

[nujabes]

u get orbit gum but that british lady from the commercials follows u around everywhere u go so u end up throwing it all away

i wish i had some chocolate bars

[DaCougarMech]

u eat the chocolate bars but accidentely swallow the wrapper, resulting in a blocked intestine and horrible bloody diarrhea for the rest of your life
i wish i could control what my fart smelled like, like on Mad TV

[nujabes]

a fatty smells bbq from ur fart and bites ur *** off

i wish i had better than a C- in math

[TMP]

You start doing better in math, but then you get a tumor with takes out the entire left side of your brain and you drop out from school because you can't keep up with, well, anything.

I wish I had some damn soy sauce with this rice I'm eating right now.

[nujabes]

u accidently pour the whole bottle/gallon of soy sauce onto ur rice and it tastes hella salty

i wish i had a costco pepperoni pizza

[DaCougarMech]

the pizza gets up and slices YOU to pieces before eating YOU
i wish everybody could tap dance

[[/sarcasm]]

Everyone learns to tap-dance, but there is no longer hardwood floor, tables, or linoleum floors to tap-dance on...

I wish I could change my name.

[[Ghost]]

You name gets changed to ***-mucher.

I wish for some ceral.

[DaCougarMech]

you get lucky charms but the leprachaun(is that how you spell it?) pops out of the box and eats your face
i wish for some more AC/DC cds

[X Y Z]

[lmfao I can go see a leprachaun (sp) jumping out of a lucky charm box screaming YOU'LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS in a demonic voice]

You get your AC/DC CD's but they are so scratched up you can never listen to them

I wish cheese nips didn't use processed cheese.

[nujabes]

instead of that processed cheese, the cheese comes from human breast milk

i wish i had mint chocolate chip ice cream

[DaCougarMech]

you buy some and put it in the fridge and go take a crap but when you come back downstairs, i already ate it all cause i have a ginormous spoon
i wish family guy wasnt so late at night

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

family guy comes moves to 8:00 but your mom sets your curfew to 7:59 and if your not in bed she will send you to military school for the next 15 years of your life.

I wish my computer would stop lagging after only being on for 15 minutes doing nothing

[JesseDS]

Your computer stops lagging, after you die!

I wish I could find the phone.

[[Ghost]]

The phone magicly comes to you...then castrates you

I wish for a t r i p o d (its blocked out for some reason).

[DaCougarMech]

you get a t r i p o d but he runs away(reference to austin powers: goldmember if you dont get it)
i wish chicks didnt grow p ubes

[SoulessKnight]

you get your wish and instead they grow cactus thorns south of the border

i wish i could type with a british accent

[X Y Z]

You can "type" (?) with the accent but you're computer hates Brits and refuses to turn on.


I wish I had more toothpicks.

[[Ghost]]

You get mutant tooth picks that gouge out your eyes

I wish they made a Quake 4.