Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

u get the password, but when u get on, someone hacked it and everything is gone

i wish i had a peanut butter sandwich

[[Ghost]]

I make you allergic to peanuts and you die.

I wish I didn't just finish my shake.

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

you didnt finish your shake and it never finishes

i wish i got onto the soccer team

[Foog]

during the tryouts, someone slide tackles you and snaps both of your shins like toothpicks...i hear the paralympic tryouts are soon, though, so don't be disheartened.

i wish that i was sweet at PS like anferny et al.

[DaCougarMech]

im guessing PS is playstation?
well, you get good at PS but suffer a freak accident where radioactive chickens attack your town and take you hostage at your high school but then both you and the chickens get killed when a giant mole rises out of the ground to eat KKK members and smooshes you
i wish i had a dollar for every time someone posted in this thread

[Forgoten_ChildX]

every time you post you get 1.00 points but you donate them and then you have nothing less

i wish i had a king size sharpie right now

[nujabes]

u get one but u lose control of it and get ink ALL over u. and u cant wash it off ur clothes.

i wish i didnt have to start a poems unit in english

[Dynafrom]

You don't start poems but you start doing university courses for no reason.

I wish Fuggle will die :)

[nujabes]

he dies but is spirit comes to life and haunts u and kills u

i wish ppl would just get over arguments on the internet cuz u dont even kno the person

[DaCougarMech]

the internet arguements escalate into a war that churns out millions of rampant viruses that infect everything from keyboards to speakers, causing them to hop around emitting sparks and setting your house on fire

i wish spongebob squarepants was based on arnold schwarzenegger (did i spell it right?)

[nujabes]

spongebob takes over all of television and every channel is spongebob

i wish i had my drivers license even though im underage

[erizoe]

(You were asking for it) You crash and die

I wish for a cooler sig( Pink Floyd for all your sig makers )

[[Ghost]]

I make you one and I post it up but before you can see it Chesire takes it down because he doesn't like Pink Floyd.

I wish I had a better cell phone.

[DaCougarMech]

you get the latest, greatest cell phone, but it is too smart and when you try to call yo momma, it pops out wires that grab you and integrate you into it. 5 years later, you are the host for the hive mind of the machines. "can you hear me now? good!"

i wish for 5 more dollars

[nujabes]

u instead get 5 taiwan dollars, which is pretty much worthless

i wish more ppl in clan d2s played on west

[Ragnarhox]

every one in clan d2s drop off the face of diablo forever


I wish Rage against the machine would get back together

[JesseDS]

They get back together. Then you get ear cancer, so you can't listen to them.

I wish I pwnz0r3d more in css.

[nujabes]

u pwn so much that u get bored of the game and quit

i wish i didnt get punched in the mouth today

[DaCougarMech]

you get punched in the gonads, the jewels, the chakras

i wish for no tests, quizzes, or stupid "qwests" in school

[JesseDS]

You get no more tests, but a colleage professer comes and teachs your class about the subject that you are worst in, HEALTH!!!

I wish my Problem of the Week is done.