Ruin A Wish

**nujabes** · 03-05-2005, 12:56 PM

when ur done with it u get another, harder one

i wish i had a big chewy chocolate chip cookie

**DaCougarMech** · 03-05-2005, 01:53 PM

your drop your cookie in dookie

i wish there was a holiday called communism day

**nujabes** · 03-05-2005, 02:02 PM

on that day all the communists gather up and kill u

i wish i had orange juice

**erizoe** · 03-06-2005, 04:08 AM

The orange juice comes but that isn't pulp. It's maggots!!
(true story, it happened to my friends mom)

I wish that Mrs Maino (My art teacher) quite

**nujabes** · 03-06-2005, 05:53 AM

i dont understand that so i wont ruin it

i wish i had a new airsoft gun

**erizoe** · 03-06-2005, 12:35 PM

You get one and it backfires

Let me rephrase mine

I wish my art teacher retires

**nujabes** · 03-06-2005, 04:47 PM

she retires, and u get a new, worse teacher

i wish math was never invented

**Ragnarhox** · 03-06-2005, 04:58 PM

Math was never invented but, in its place there is a horrible new subject called nath(yes, that will do) and its 10 time hard then math...now during school your sitting there wishing math would come back.

I wish every one had the same ammount of money as i do

**Pulp Fiktion** · 03-06-2005, 06:05 PM

omg i h8 math math= useless boring skill that u will never need (unless ur a scientist but fu** that)

**MiVeC** · 03-06-2005, 06:18 PM

everybody robs u

i wish i had a bike wif disc brakes

**Pulp Fiktion** · 03-06-2005, 06:20 PM

ok i wish that made sence but im not exactly sober right now dont know what 2 say 2 that :

**liquidshaggy** · 03-07-2005, 03:57 AM

yuor wish has failed i wish for...

**nujabes** · 03-07-2005, 05:33 AM

ummm no wish to ruin

i wish there wasnt a scab on my lip

**DaCougarMech** · 03-07-2005, 06:00 AM

instead of a scab, you get a scarab
i wish the guy from the phone commercials who goes "can you hear me? good!" gets ear cancer from talking on the phone so much

**nujabes** · 03-07-2005, 06:07 AM

he gets fired and a new, more annoying guy starts sayin "can you hear me now? good!"

i wish ppl stopped scamming, in d2 and real life

**DaCougarMech** · 03-07-2005, 08:25 AM

they stop scamming everyone but you

i wish i had a cool sig

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 03-07-2005, 08:38 AM

you get an awsome sig..the best ever then the "cat" banns tou forever because yours is better than his... and you can never join again

"i wish" i didnt break my arM Sno Boardin on friday night in the air contest

**Pulp Fiktion** · 03-07-2005, 08:54 AM

i wish for 30lbs of grass :P god that would be nice!!!!!!

**Obfuscate** · 03-07-2005, 11:56 AM

I imagine by grass you mean ****. If not thats just a flat out strange request. Anywho you get your "grass" and start smoking it only to find out its been laced with toxic chemicals that cause you to become brain dead. You Hence spend the rest of your life as a bed soar ridden veggie.

I wish I had $10,000.