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    You get a grand new handphone....But, Your phone company stops your service because you're not paying..... So, Your phone is useless


    I wish my photoshop works......It says my 30day trial is finished

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    ur photoshop works but it starts d/ling adware spyware n malware n ur comp dies.....

    i wish i had a job so tht i can earn money

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    You get a job but you get 10ยข per week so you're just losing your time......


    I wish I was Immortal

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    u live forever, then no life exists, and ur alone. u try to kill urself but u cant

    i wish today wont be hot

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    it gets so cold your nuts freeze off

    i wish i had a desk in my tv room so i can play d2 without this burning laptop on my nuts

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    u get one but instead the laptop gets too cold and eventually frozen till the machine could not move..
    u try to heat ir up but u blow the f u ck out of urself

    i wish i had something good to eat for dinner in an hr and a half >.<

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    u got ur fav food but it was poisoned n u die

    i wish there werent 2 mosquitos bugging me now as i play comp....zzzz damn irritating....

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    i swat the musqitos and they die but they fall in ur drink and u didnt se them and drank them and u caught the west nile

    i wish i can play games again

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    u got to play games but u din do ur homework n ur teacher gave u a 5hr detention

    i wish to pass all my exams... no need As but at least pass

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    U passed your exams but only scored 50% while the rest got 80%+

    I wish i can migrate to Aussie..

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    u do that and get kidnaped..


    i wish i know how to ebay

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    Once u know how to u got cheated and lost everything

    I wish i have more frens p

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    (r u sayin friends??)
    everyone is ur friend then u do somethin bad then everyone hates u

    i wish i didnt accidently kill cow king

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    you dont kill the cow king on accident...but then a game later you kill him ina blind rage from spilling your soda


    I wish for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.

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    ur house ran outta space putting tht much amount of $1 bills... n the bills flew everywhere n other pple took them n u went broke again....

    i wish for a cooler weather... (i said cool not COLD)

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    it gets cool by ALOT and it gets cold

    i wish i wasnt so bored

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    you are entertained by a plastic bag floating aroudn your room but, when it floats out the window you follow it...


    i wish the world exploded

    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.

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    u explode with it, u die

    i wish i had kettle corn

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    (is it a food??)
    u eat it n u choked on it n die

    i wish for a new wallet

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    you get a new wallet...but a week later you loose it and all your money


    i wish for all of the moneyMiVeC lost

    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.

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