Ruin A Wish

[erizoe]

You smoke the best **** but it is so good you get a mental addiction to it. you live in a box and spend your life trying to get money for it and die lonely.

I wish i was as fast as lightning

[Hurly91]

You find the dowload but it comes with a virus and it eats your computer till theeres nothing left then it moves on to your guitar and amp!!!! (it's a new super virus)>_>

I got no amp......I got an accoustic guitar.........rofl :)





You can run as fast as lightning but you can't see as fast as lightning so you run like a blind and you hit a big wall and die.......


I wish days were more than 24hours long......like around 35hours........for more time for me after school and before going to bed........ =\

[Venom]

you get the 35 hours but when the planet shifted to fit that time the world froze

i wish i had a twister in a can

[SilentWarrior]

you get the twister in a can and you become filled with joy you take inside to show your parents and it gets droped in the middle of the room. You quickly made your parents grab on to a pole wich happened to be in the room. The twister rages in the room and you and your family can barily hold on the the twister gets stronger and you and your family's arms are ripped from there sockets the twister stops but nobody has any arms and are in to much pain to call 911. Then you all die from blood loss.

I wish I knew how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[DaCougarMech]

you find out but the knowledge of it is so deep in satanic dogma that your head explodes

i wish it would stop raining

[SilentWarrior]

The sun gets 80 times hotter and the rain stops but so does the existence of every living creature on the planet.

I wish the sig I made today woulda got a better rateing.

[BoJaNgLes]

Your sig gotta a better rating but the rating was so good someone got jealous and perm banned you.


I wish silentwarrior was banned.

[Venom]

he gets baned then the next day his acct is unbanned but your acct is banned for "your" satanic ideals

i wish for the nintendo corp. to be at the top of the gaming world

[MiVeC]

if bcame top of the gaming world but went bankrupt after a virus got into their computers n ruined everything (the company money was gone) so they had to close down

i wish school will end 1 hr earlier everyday...

[Hurly91]

school finish 1hour earlier everyday but starts 3hour b4 each morning and they remove the breaks..........


I wish I had a gf like Foog's gf...... ( =\ )

[SilentWarrior]

Your wish was about to come true but I took foogs girl and the one you were going to get and had a managea twa (it's french who know how to spell it) and then they were d * c k wipped from then on after, Then bobo died of shock of how pimp I am.

I wish had more condems for these two new lovely ladies >_<.

[MiVeC]

u got condoms but they are made of chewing gum....


i wish xbox 2 din hav such a gay name.... xbox 360.....

[DaCougarMech]

bill gates comes out of the closet and renames it to the wangbox. all xboxes after have a giant d!ldo instead of a green x

i wish i didnt have to write 5 essays over spring break

[matthacker]

your wish goes haywire insted of 5 it 68 eassey.


i wish for a new bag of pixxi sticks to keep me going

[Hurly91]

managea twa (it's french who know how to spell it)

So wrongly spelled that I don't know what worth you meant to say.....rofl
I'm french and I can't figure the word it was supposed to be......neways



you get a new bag of pixxi stick to keep you going but you lose it somewhere in your room because you didn't cleaned your room
( I had no idea what is a pixxi stick so I made it really cheap ruining.......rofl )



I wish I had Halo2 on PC instead of Halo1.....
( I'll rent halo1 in about 30min and if I like it I'll buy it on PC.....I got no xbox AKA wangbox........rofl )

[matthacker]

dude pixxi stick are little stick of flavor powder with 4 flavors made by willy wonka

[Hurly91]

Oh.....That!!! yea....good tasty :)


Ruin my wish 2posts b4 plz.............nobody ruined it yet:

[[Ghost]]

Halo 2 comes out for PC but your computer explodes when it realizes how crappy the game realy is.

I wish for a pony.

[Hurly91]

You get a pony but when you wash him, you realize it's a painted "12345"

12345 = hmmm.....the animal doing IH ANH...IH ANH!!! don't know how it's called....rofl



I wish I could have a warhog in my parking so I can drive it as I do in Halo....like a crazy w/o a driving license.........rofl

[MiVeC]

u bought a warthog but its too big to fit in ur garage so u park it by the road... then the army saw the gun on the car n sent in the air force to blow it up....

i wish i can join archery as my 2nd cca...