Ruin A Wish

[DaCougarMech]

you get to join archery but you trip over some cow manure and fall into some arrows and dieeeeee

i wish it hadnt rained 24 hours a day for the last 5 DAYS!!!

[Hurly91]

it didn't rained 24/24 for last 5 days.....but it's gonna rain 24/24 for 5years in 2days....


I wish I could have no homeworks.....they su(k

[SilentWarrior]

Useing my super powers I blew up your wish before it could happen. ( Deadly Red laser Eyes !!!) LMFAO


I Wish I had points to defend my title from ugm,anubis, and bobo. Lol

[Hurly91]

I donate you points but since UGM is a mod, he remove them from your pocket/bank......


I wish SilentWarrior had a last chance and that he becomes a good member here like I am
( I don't think he wants to ruin that....lol......neways )

[MiVeC]

lol... he got his last chance but instead of using it.... he creates more trouble n break every single rule.... =X cos he had nth better to do....


i wish i am good at drawing...

[A|fzZz]

U get better but found out u got no writing materials to use lol..

I wish i can type faster..

[MiVeC]

u typed too fast n ur keyboard dieded

i wish my house had a solar panel installed on the roof.... (electricity bill too high....)

[dL.Priest]

A pigeon lands on your solar panel, this pigeon had been eating very well the past few days and had decided to relieve himself on the solar panel. Little did anyone know the pigeon had been eating a high-salt diet and had extremely conductive urine.

The urine trickled down the solar panel, and into the wiring box. The moment the urine made contact with the copper points of the connections sparks began to sputter and spew forth from your roof, The pigeon becoming scared took flight into the sky. While you were walking home you noticed a startled pigeon above you squacking madly, Mesmerized by the strange sight you did not see the ninja lurking in the hedgerow infront of you.

Without warning the ninja strikes, a flurry of fists is all that can be seen as the dark clad figure jumps about you sending your body into agony while screaming such things as..

"3 fingered Monkey knuckle"

The ninja finally lets up as he notices a rather odd looking ice cream truck come barreling down the street towards you both. The ice cream truck makes and abrupt stop and ten body armour clad S.W.A.T. members pour out of it, guns at the ready.

"Stop harassing the ninja or we will shoot!'

You look at them bewildered, had the ninja not been harassing you? The look of puzzlement on your face draws the ire of a particularly nasty S.W.A.T. member named Earl who had recently found that his wife had been cheating on him.

Without warning Earl charges forward his rifle in hand, you brace yourself expecting to get shot..but nothing happens. You slowly open your eyes to see Earl standing above you grinning menacingly.
All you remember next is the sickening crunch of the butt of Earls rifle coming into contact with the bridge of your nose..and then it all goes black.

You wake up on an operating table in a pristine white room, the light around you is almost blinding as you squint to try and make out your surroundings. A man dressed in a white biohazard suit walks in and grins at you through the translucent plastic of his face mask.

"You will make a fine lab rat, yes you will"

The man lunges a needle into your arm and everything once again goes black, you think to yourself as you fade into the blackness..
"If only I had given dL.Priest some points.."

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[MiVeC]

@@! omg roflmao!! r u writing a novel??? all tht for a solar panel............................................

[SilentWarrior]

I got your wish then I ate you.....hmmm human body size. Good thing I had the munchies.

I wish hurly could convince people to take away all prejudice against me.

[Hurly91]

You wish got ruined because you're banned........ ( I dunno if it's temp or perm but you're banned....lol )


I wish I had a cookie........ ( no idea )

[DaCougarMech]

you get the cookie but you give it to your mom and then i get a hold of HER cookies.

i wish i had 100 bottles of beer on my wall

[dL.Priest]

*belches* 100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer, you take them down..get a funnel and a length of vinyl tubing..


I wish that the next person who ruins this wish will have their wish ruined before they can wish thus ending the chain and the thread.

[Hurly91]

( My brain hurts.....rofl )


Your wish isn't realized
( didn't understood it......lol )



I wish I could understand dL.Priest's last post on here.......:

[MiVeC]

u understood it but it had no meaning so the wish is useless

i wish i had an ice cream cake for my birthday

[Stifle_this]

a carvel truck brigns 700 to your house, you eat them all, and then the driver tells you that the middle layer of each one was a frozen mixture of *****, urine, and feces.

I wish this damn cold medicine worked

[DaCougarMech]

it works so well that you no longer have the cold. but instead, you get an STD and it burnsssssss

i wish spring break was 2 weeks long

[MiVeC]

its was 2 weeks long but after the spring break... everyday for one whole month... u hav a class test.... OMG!!

i wish i got a MIP card at zone-x (p.s. mip is most important player n zone-x is an arcade in singapore)

[DaCougarMech]

(lol, im a junior. i have 2 class tests everyday from now until the end of semester anyway!)

you receive the MIP card but recent tests uncovered statistics that the radiation from zone-x actually reduces pen!s size, sperm count, and vision. it is in fact, a nerd-ilizer

i wish we could finish the movie Flubber in chem class

[SilentWarrior]

Your teacher forgets to bring the movie in so you can finish the rest but she just happen to have another movie on hand for you to watch. Sexualy transmitted illnesses.
*Movie zooms in on a herp*

I wish I was a supermod!!!