Ruin A Wish

[[Ghost]]

Your a supermod untill Cheshire goes ultra crazy and bans you and your ISP from this site.

I wish I didn't have to walk up a hill from school.

[nujabes]

instead it requires u to fly, which is impossible, eh?

i wish my hair was a bit flatter. like not so poofy

[DaCougarMech]

it's so flat that eventually it never even comes out of your skin. it just coils up inside of your scalp and slowly loops around and around...

i wish to kill a mockingbird was not such a gay book

[MiVeC]

(lol my english teacher say its a good book)
it wasnt gay but every other book in the world was gay....

i wish i hav the arcade machine in my house...

[Hurly91]

you get your arcade in your house but your mom don't want you touch so I doesn't breaks.....It's more a decoration..........rofl



I wish I had a girlfriend........ =\

[DaCougarMech]

you get a girlfriend but it turns out that she was a triple ************ who went from boy to girl to boy to girl. so now she looks like neither

i wish spanish was easier to learn

[SilentWarrior]

someone teaches you curse words and you think they mean "hello how's it going" and you walk up into a building one day wich happens to be a hidout for the latin kings you notice that your in trouble if you don't say something so you use what knowlage you know. So you try to say hello how's it going but it comes out to them "shuve it you ****ing **** suckin *****" then they hog tie you and skin you alive over a fire surrounded by Fat ugly men starring at your balls, wich are skinless.

I wish i didn't just own his wish.

[matthacker]

u didnt just own his wish u owned ur boyfriend


i wish for damn pixxi sticks

[DaCougarMech]

you get some pixi sticks, but they are from the shifty-eyed mexican on the corner of martin luther king jr. street so they are actually filled with crack (i love crack!!!). walking home, you open up a pack but drop it and it spills on the potholes on your street and a random dog comes up and sniffs the crack and gets really high. twenty miles away, a gang of black people freeze and stop everything they are doing. slowly, each one of them closes their eyes and raises their nose. they smell crack! they rise into the air slowly as one and fly over to your street. unfortunately, a white who just came back from his suspension for racial brutality sees a bunch of the gang flying around and buzzing so he gets his gun out and starts firing into the sky to try to hit one and mount it in his den. back to you. you realize that the pixi sticks are actually crack cocaine so you go to bed. while sleeping, one of the bullets that missed the gang succumbs to gravity and comes through your window and into your head. you dieeeee instantly

i wish i put my mind to something more useful

[MiVeC]

u put ur mind into thinking about ur future but ur mind breaks down n u bcame an idiot... (no offence...)


i wish i can work in a job wif someting to do wif cars in future....

[Forgoten_ChildX]

well they hire you for the job in the future...but aleins that are in area 51 take over the universe and all humans are now slaves to the alien race...muwhaaaa

i wish bnet would let me play over da net...sigh

[MiVeC]

arnt u a human too?? n isnt bnet played ova the net????

[DaCougarMech]

uh...continuing from forgoten childx

your wish is semi granted cause bnet does let you play over the net. however, bush decides that computers and the internet are too liberal so he bombs all computers to save us from corruption while simultaneously bombing the shit out of us

i wish i was a real boy!

[erizoe]

You become a real boy but never go through puberty so you have a .5 inch **** for the rest of your life.

I wish that the card store wasn't closed today. =)

[Forgoten_ChildX]

well you find out that the car store is actualy closed because its out of buisness... and all card collectors collections will be picked up by the fbi and burned...

i wish i didnt have a broken arm from snowbaording

[Hurly91]

you didn't broken your arm by snowboarding........you broked it by climbing on the chairlift.......... :


Wish you were here
( just had no ideas.........hello to PinkFloyd's fans.......even if I'm not listening to pinkfloyd.......lol )

[Forgoten_ChildX]

well im not there and nobody else is because you have no freinds...they are all still taken over by the aliens from area 51 (jk )

i wish i could itch my arm but my cast will not allow this

[MiVeC]

u went to see the doctor n he removed the cast.... then u started scraching ur arm so vigourously till u skined ur arm....

i wish for more girl-friends

[Dynafrom]

you get a girl-friend, but with all the other girl-friends around, they all get jealous of each other so you're left with no girl friend, once again. and then you become gay. (come my way)

i wish i had a man

[MiVeC]

u had a man but he was not gay so he left u for girls....

i wish i hav a lotus exige s2... i dun reallly care tht im too young to drive cos im not gonna drive it.. just park it in the porch n admire it...