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    U didnt know how to manage the car and it exploded right in front of u..

    I wish i am smarter...

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    u became smarter n took up a job in nanotechnology... then u invented someting which made u famous... so famous tht everyday, 500 reporters r chasing u everywhere u go... even when ur in the toilet they will throw a pin-hole camera through the window... the reporters pestered u for 1 mth n u couldnt take it n u killed urself....

    i wish i hav an unlimited supply of batteries.... unlimited supply as in when i need batteries, i just go to the warehouse n pick some up for free then go home....

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    you have an unlimited supply of batteries but one day when you run out of batteries at home you dont have any to power your electric car so you cant go pick up any more

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    You didn't put a wish.
    I wish I was as good at Photoshop as Anferny.

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    you get as good as anferny but that's because anferny su(ks for making sigs
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    I wish Brittany(sp?) was my gf..... :

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    brittany is ur gf but shes a whore and goes around screwin other guys.

    i wish i had some food

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    you get lots of food, but you become fat. like 500 lbs, and you require assistance wherever you go.

    i wish i had a midget slave
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    you get a midget slave but since he's make for hardwork, he's strong and he kills you

    I wish Brittanny(sp?) was my gf and she wasn't a wh0re or anything like that........

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    britney is your gf, but her doctor drugged her up, F*ed her, and transfered his 14 STD's. You get all 14.

    I wish i could kill the person who tries to ruin this wish.

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    well you do happen to kill me but....but when you are stabbing me repeditavley you acidentaly slice your wrist and then you to then die...crime never pays


    i wish some hot girl lived around here:

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    Your wish comes trough, but unlucky for you, so does the cookie monster. When you dont see, the cookie monster eats her up, because he think she is a cookie.

    I wish fuggle nugget would stop flaming my guides. :

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    he won't stop falimg your guides...... :


    I wish I had 40*290 permed.......

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    they blow up your account as theyre actually 40 permed viruses, so you lose everything, and then you lose at life

    i wish sojs/hrs didnt poof

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    well now sojs are just completely taken from the game and you cant botem, or findem in any runns they are just gone forever.

    i wish i had cable internet

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    you get cable internet but it is only made from rejected noodles and doesnt do anything

    i wish i had more ac/dc cds

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    You get more CDs but they are scratched beyond belief and cannot be repaired.

    I wish I had a moutian of cotten candy.

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    u get it and it rains and it is all ruined.

    i wish i got my truck back now.

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    well you get your truck back...but they completely pimped it out and its like amonster truck, because you feel like a reckless driver you go on a rampage and start running everything/everyone over. the army comes and sacks you to death...then you are brought back to life(dont know how) and they sack you again..laff

    i wish i could get on my english teacher, and shes std free and shes not a whore...:)(my god shes so hot...everyone else thinks so to)

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    you 2 get it on but after, she bores you to death by nagging you about your grade and how you can improve it
    i wish colleges were easier to get into

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    I wish for the finest bottled water, pumped from the springs of the most sparkling lakes of china, bottled by minature chineese workers wearing jackets made of gold which i will take and melt down and combine with my bottled water to create a hit soft drink. I will call it Propel Fitness Water and then i will feed it to my neighbors pet cat creating a super beast, when controlled by my intense mind beams will be capable of world destruction. But ill use it for good. Ill create cities with my new super beast that are totally self reliant. People will never go hungry. People will never know jealousy or hatred. Until my bottled water factory is taken over by Pepsi. Then i will use the last bottle of Propell Fitness Water to propell my th digging machine created by My minature Chineseese workers. With this i will dig to the center of the earth and summon the help of the all mighty earthworm "Culver" which will possess the leader of pepsi cola. When possessed the pepsi cola president will sign all control of pepsi cola over to me, i shall then start all over recreating my bottled water factory. THAT MY FRIENDS IS MY DREAM.

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