Ruin A Wish

**[Ghost]** · 04-13-2005, 01:59 PM

SilentWarrior makes you a sig and Bush makes it a law that you must use that sig.

I wish I could stop and start time.

**nujabes** · 04-13-2005, 02:00 PM

he gets so pissed off about ur sig he hunts u down and kills u

i wish that everyone would stop saying "ur mom goes to college"

**DaCougarMech** · 04-13-2005, 04:10 PM

everyone stops saying it because no moms go to college anymore because it is 1953 and Leave It To Beaver is on

i wish my school's tennis team made it to the play-offs

**dL.Priest** · 04-14-2005, 12:24 AM

You get beaned in the skull with a tennis ball and forget all the passwords to your D2 accounts.

I wish I had some beer.

**SilentWarrior** · 04-14-2005, 02:37 AM

You got some but then all ur budd'y decided to come over with me and we all drank it up in like 1 hour then we all left.

I wish you woulda wished for liquir so we coulda drank that too while we were ruining ur wish

**dL.Priest** · 04-14-2005, 03:27 AM

I got the liqour because the beer was tainted and horrible (IE: American beer).

I wish that the next person who attempts to ruin this wish won't be able to ruin the wish even though they thought they had ruined my wish.

**~~BoJaNgLes~~** · 04-14-2005, 06:09 AM

Shoots you in the face. ...

I wish he dl wouldnt make such wierd wishes

**TYLER** · 04-14-2005, 10:23 AM

priest makes wishes that make perfect sense, but because your so hypocritical (sp?) about other people, your still unsatisfied. Because of this unsatisfaction you turn to drugs as an answer and end up jumping off a bridge.

i wish people's wishes were more about actual problems, and not personal gains/pet peeves.

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 04-14-2005, 10:31 AM

well because you have just "complained" and the admins make a new rule "NO complaining" you get banned 4 ever now you kno longer have to hear us no more so youll be just find...

i wish i could start working out again but seeing as how i still dont have full movement in wrist when i broke it i cant*

**nujabes** · 04-14-2005, 11:52 AM

when ur wrist heals, u break ur other wrist. no job for u again

i wish i had a hoagie

**DaCougarMech** · 04-14-2005, 12:04 PM

you get a hoagie but inside is pure, 100% columbian sh!t

i wish i didnt scrape my hand when i hit the coke machine

**dL.Priest** · 04-14-2005, 01:50 PM

Instead of scraping your hand, you broke every finger in it.
Your hand heals into some malformed claw, you spend the rest of your life being called lobster boy by your peers.

I wish my wishes weren't as confusing as my wishes were wished in a previous wish by a wisher.

**nujabes** · 04-14-2005, 01:57 PM

too confusing. at least i still ruined ur wish...

i wish dl priest's wishes werent so confusing like the wishes he wished in a previous wish by a wisher

**SilentWarrior** · 04-14-2005, 10:52 PM

O_o *Takes out shotgun and shoots wigger and dl.*

I Wish I wasen't getting arrested for killing 2 people.

**MiVeC** · 04-14-2005, 10:56 PM

i wont b arrested... the cops only break every single bone in both ur arms n legs n let u go... the doctor said u cant b cured so now u r crippled for life...

i wish i can heal his bones... but he hav to pay me 50,000 euro...

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 04-16-2005, 10:14 AM

well the fact is you just cant heal his bones but you help him in physical theripy to get better...when you are his bones are not yet heals so you cause internal bleeding when youbreak all his bones again and he dies... and because you kill him his parents shoot you...then bring you back to life and torture you

i wish i was a super mod...and i coulnt get demoted or kicked out or nothing

**DaCougarMech** · 04-16-2005, 12:56 PM

you become a super mod but just before you close your first thread, your screen explodes, sending 23,457 molten shards into your face, of which nearly 230 lodge in each of your eyes. many shards, however, rip straight through your eyes and into your brain. the sides of your head have been blown off and you become a vegetable. after five months in the hospital in intense care, a vegetarian eats you

i wish my math homework would finish by itself while i retaain any lessons it teaches

**MiVeC** · 04-16-2005, 03:31 PM

but because the hw has no answers... it does all the questions rongly n u learned all the rong things n failed ur exam... then u retained for one extra year in school....

i wish i hav my own comp in my own room...

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 04-17-2005, 04:12 AM

well you dont and you never will (wish has officaly been killed) and yes even if you get the money to buy it and you do and its in yourroom in the night it jumps out the window...your just not destined to avea comp in you room.

i wish once again i was like a god mod and my comp cant blow up i cant be banned cant nothing bad happen to me :) har har plz try and ruin it lol