Ruin A Wish

[Hurly91]

you don't do it


( who is rosie o'donnell ???lol )


I wish I could be on internet 24/7 w/o problem with mom or sleeping or school or w/e.........

[[/sarcasm]]

You find that you can finally be on the internet 24/7, but the lack of doing anything else causes everything but your fingers to become morbidly obese. Your fat eventually welds you to your computer chair.

I wish I wasn't addicted to caffeine so much.

[MiVeC]

u got addicted to alcohol instead... (its much more bad to ur body...)

i wish ciggerites(sp?) doesnt smell so bad...

[Hurly91]

they smell bad........that's it.........


I wish I had a electric guitar and an ampli and all.......
( I got an accoustic now )

[dL.Priest]

You get a guitar, but it's been touched by one of the members of Mudvayne, so everyone laughs at it. Your amp came from a Linkin Park concert and is covered in teeny-bopper sweat.

I wish I had a life.

[X Y Z]

You get a life...It just isn't the kind you wanted

I wish I was a man of steel

[liquidshaggy]

you become a man of steel then you work for a foundry and fall in and die

i wish i knew the meaning of life

[dL.Priest]

You learn that it's D2X, But you also learned you just had all your CDkeys banned.

I wish something good would drop on my hell mfing.

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

you get a life then you get addicted to diablo 3 (if that ever comes out) and you lose it again

i wish my sister would give me her ipod

[MiVeC]

she accidentally broke it n seeing tht u din noe tht its broken... she gav iit to u

i wish i hav a pen which nvr runs out of ink...

[DaCougarMech]

u get a pen that can never run out of ink. unfortunately, it never runs out of ink because it doesnt work. u cuss and swear and write a letter of complaint to Bic

i wish i had a wish

[Rallert]

You don't...
I wish I had a working YAMB and an enigma on my hammerdin

[[Ghost]]

YAMB works but your hammerdin turns into a women on your *** and refuses to do runs unless you get her a manicure.

I wish people would be more ****ing creative with ruining wishes.

[Hurly91]

what you want??? they're not....... -_-'


I wish I had a girlfriend.....
( a special girl in my class..........not any1 )

[Forgoten_ChildX]

geuss what you get her just because she feels sory for you and you are all happy you have her over for supper tell you parents and everything and your like well im going to prom w/ her...so you get to the night of the prom and you are going to pick you up ...her van is sitting outside and she is actually F***ing her real boy freind you then run home and cry because you caught her w/ anather guy you get hit my a car...(as for a better job at ruining wishes i think that one was pretty good...) let me know what you think lol

i wish people would stop asking for ppl to date them and what not...it allways turns out bad so whatst he point??? oh well thatss the thread i geuss

[Hurly91]

oh well thatss the thread i geuss
( copy/pasted........rofl )


I wish I could sing "doudlidi!!! doudlida!!!"........
( I had no ideas....... -_-' )

[nujabes]

u cant sing it so u get so frustrated u kill urself

i wish hurly would stop making dumb wishes no offense

[[Ghost]]

Hurly stops but instead of making them he sends them via his newly found psycic powers.

I wish I had a better camera.

[nujabes]

u get the best, most expensive camera in the world but accidently drop it when u get it

i wish soda didnt make ur teeth feel all wierd

[SilentWarrior]

Coke goes back to it's old formula and actually uses Coke/White/Snow/Powder in their coke. Which numbs your teeth and makes them feel wierd to you.

I wish for coke to use real coke in thier soda.