Ruin A Wish

[DaCougarMech]

you dont have short term memory at all. however, you have no long term memory either. you go through life experiencing everything for the first time and a movie is made about your life. unfortunately, it sucked and angry people who wasted their good money on it hunt you down and kill you

i wish i had better speakers

[pyrocrow]

you get a better stereo system. But while trying to impress your new boyfriend, your speakers blow up, and the explosion kills both of you.

I wish all reality TV shows were cancelled. (God i hate those things!)

[ken2520]

they suddenly all cancel because of it, all the cartoons etc stoped because reality was gone and u freak of and try to jump the cliff but dont succeed and instead u cut ur fingers off and die of blood lost

i wish i was could kill that boss in guild wars..

[MiVeC]

u killed him and his spirit haunt u till u go mad n killed urself....

i wish for spare parts for my r/c car...

[DaCougarMech]

you have spare parts but you lose your r/c car

i wish i owned taco bell

[pyrocrow]

you get taco bell as your own. but you change the recipes, so it doesn't quite taste like fresh dog crap. The people who liked it before can't stand the good taste. You go bankrupt and your welfare runs dry. You end your life as a drunk hobo. Your life was ruined so you could eat free dog crap.

I wish i didn't have to wait a week for new episodes of good shows on telvision. and part of not waiting a week is not waiting any longer than a week. so less than 7 days

[Forgoten_ChildX]

no new episodes of tv shows ever come on they just keep delaying them and they strap you to your chair and force you to watch japenese cartoons with bright flashing lights and cause you to have sezures one after another you die...

i wish i could have anything i wanted on d2(not on open)

[[Ghost]]

You get every single item in D2, but your disc breaks after that and blizzard stops making D2 discs.

I wish I had a manison to my self.

[MiVeC]

ur late great grandfather gave u a mansion n when u stepped in it.............. it collaspes n u get buried alive....


i wish my wangan midnight maxium tune car was full tuned...

[Silver Ice]

your car gets fully tuned. but then it gets in an accident and the cost to repair it is over 10x of what u make at best.

i wish i had a bucket of kentucky fried chicken

[pyrocrow]

you get your chicken, but there is a human finger in it.

i wish for the end of feminism, and people complaining about equality. (we gave you affirmative action, be happy)

[Zm_alpha]

feminism ends but a freak accident leaves you as a woman wishing for equal rights

i wish for a killer pet wolf

[Silver Ice]

you get a killer pet wolf that has a really bad problem with biting and it bites some of your fingers off.


i wish i had a bow+arrows

[Pyrohammie]

You see a giant ogre so you light your arrow on fire to destroy him but in lighting it you light yourself on fire and snap your bow as the splinters enter your body its adds fuel to the fire and you burn like a tatter tot

i wish i had a clean hooker

(incase any one wonderd im back but it prolly doesnt matter :P)

[Silver Ice]

you get a clean hooker and do it with her then fall asleep and later wake up in a bucket of ice with .........

i wish i had a 50 pound safe.

[[/sarcasm]]

You're given a 50 pound safe, but you don't have the combination.

I wish today wasn't yesterday's tomorrow, but instead three days from now.

[Hurly91]

days only go by 1day the shot.................sorry


I wish it was aldready summer holiday and I could be on comp 12/7........
( other 12 for washing/eating/sleeping )

[Silver Ice]

it becomes the summer holidays but your comp breaks down and anyone who could fix it is on vacation.

i wish i could have a 26 hour nap :)

[[Ghost]]

you take a 26 hour nap and your parents think you died so they enbomb (sp?) you and burry you alive.

I wish I had a free pass at my local CD store.

[[/sarcasm]]

You gain a free pass to the CD store, but the free pass only allows you to have recordings of steamy donkey sex. (And it's spelled embalm, I think..)

I wish I had an endless supply of Red Bull. Yaaay...