Ruin A Wish

**Silver Ice** · 05-08-2005, 05:14 PM

you get an endless supply of red bull. which happens to be made from red bull's _______.

i wish i had an indoor hottub.

**~~Pyrohammie~~** · 05-09-2005, 03:55 AM

you get an indor hot tob and find it so relaxing you fall asleep and are boiled alive leaving nothing but the remnants of a small and sadistic man wanting only a lousy hot tub
i wish my sister was a serial killer

**nujabes** · 05-09-2005, 04:36 AM

she kills you

i wish i had an ipod

**[/sarcasm]** · 05-09-2005, 05:15 AM

You get the Ipod, but it just so happens to be full with non-deletable, extremely disturbing sounds of steamy donkey sex. Ew.

I wish I had some gum.

**Zm_alpha** · 05-09-2005, 06:08 AM

You get your gum but no ones tells you its ear wax flavored

i wish for the Mavs to win the NBA championship

**pyrocrow** · 05-09-2005, 10:31 AM

they lose. (come on and make a realistic wish)

I wish i had 3000 points more

**MiVeC** · 05-09-2005, 02:40 PM

u get 3000 points more but then the mods decided to reset the points then every1 got 0.... (u ask pple to make a more realistic wish.... y dun u break it more realisticly... rather then just saying... 'they lose'.... thts all????)

i wish for i din screw up for my math exam today....

**DaCougarMech** · 05-09-2005, 03:02 PM

instead of screwing up on your math exam, you pass with flying colors but as you run out onto the street to celebrate, you get hit by a bus driven by a transvetitw named clara who did not have enough money to finish the operations and now works starring in horror movies. as she drags your limp body out of the street, ravenous wolves are attracted by the scent of the blood oozong out of her stitches. tracking the scent, they happen upon your battered and broken body and leave you just enough time to wimper before they tear you apart, spilling your internal organs all over the ground where fire ants immediately set upon them and you feel the agony as you are ripped apart on the outside and burn on the inside

i wish my english teacher was not such a stupid, arrogant *****

**MiVeC** · 05-09-2005, 03:07 PM

(nice one =D)
she decided to change n is no long stupid, arrogant and b!tchy but..... she talks wif an accent n u dun understand wat shes toking abt then u failed ur english exams

i wish for a new badminton racket...

**pyrocrow** · 05-09-2005, 03:36 PM

you get a badminton racket. then badminton become popular. more people start playing you and before long you realize you suck at it. you are so displeased, that you cut out the strings of the racket. tie the racket to the chandeleir, and hang yourself from it.

i wish i had a bunch of friends who are girls so i could get laid.

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 05-10-2005, 09:39 AM

guess what you do happen to get all your freinds"girls freinds" so one nite you all get drunk they all whant you in bed so your like okeydokey w/e ladies they strip off you clothing peice by feice and they relize you have a ***** that is actualyy -1.7 inches long(meaning its an iny) so they kill you.....

i wish my name "zombie hitler" was not zombie hitler no more lol

**nujabes** · 05-10-2005, 11:45 AM

it changes to adolf hitler and people kill u

i wish i had spaghetti

**pyrocrow** · 05-10-2005, 11:51 AM

you get some spaghetti. the noodles are excellent. but the sauce is made of your moms period juice. You can't tell the difference in tast until you are done, by which time you have aids. That night you re-transfer the aids back to you mom and she ends up stabbing you in the lungs. so you have a sweet death, in kentucky.

I wish i never had to worry about trying out for another thing again and was automatically on the team.

**~~Pyrohammie~~** · 05-11-2005, 09:26 AM

You make the team but more people join the team and you get worried that you wont play and soon you develope a bipolar disorder and murder all of your team mates thus you have no team to worry about... you still becom insaine and die...

i wish i could win the spelling bee (do they still have those??)

**DaCougarMech** · 05-11-2005, 10:18 AM

you develop the ability to spell any word correctly but since you have that ability, you are banned from any spelling bees

i wish i had an easier senior schedule for next year

**nujabes** · 05-11-2005, 01:04 PM

its soo easy that you get too c0cky about it and end up failing

i wish i was allowed to text message so i can get those jamster goodies

**pyrocrow** · 05-11-2005, 03:38 PM

you go jamster goody crazy and spend your entire life savings, with the exception of the money you use to buy booze at the local grocery store. You quickly become an alcoholic and smell funny. they ban you from all alcoholic beverage stores. Your addiction rampages over you until you can't take it anymore and become a whore to raise some money, since all that alcohol left you bankrupt. You catch the newest STD on the planet called transgenderitis. It kills you the next day because it isn't chemically stable when mixed with alcohol.

have fun beating that one

i wish pyrohammie would just buy me my new cd keys so i could stop all this free online gaming waste of time things.

**TyKe** · 05-12-2005, 01:34 AM

pyrohammie was killed by a parked car, so u dont get ur cd-keys

i wish i had a better job.

**pyrocrow** · 05-12-2005, 05:12 AM

you get promoted to official garbage man. now you allowed to drive 2 trucks a week. and since your really lucky, one of them has air conditioning and an air freshener.

i wish i wasn't on the bad side of every other mod. because it sucks taking all that crap.