Ruin A Wish

**Rallert** · 05-17-2005, 04:46 AM

You dont HAVE to, but all other people do. Then you see it, and then you self-destruct.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed now. See ya!

**Vilestyle** · 05-17-2005, 06:23 AM

You don't go to bed...Ever. Soon you become paranoid and delusional from lack of sleep. They slap you in a mental institute, where you sit in a padded room for the rest of your crazy days.

I wish my tv wasn't such a 16th century peice of garbage.

**~~Pyrohammie~~** · 05-17-2005, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by MiVeC

(btw pyrohammie... sorry for bad spelling... but tats a handphone..... not a woman....)

it got renamed to pastor of muppets but bcos its such a gay name... no1 buys the album anymore....

i wish i din hav so many wishes which will never come true...

i know... and i said it becomes so cheap no one wants to buy it because it might be a prostitute.. blah blah blah... you know it gunan become dirt cheap.. like that :P

**DaCougarMech** · 05-17-2005, 10:34 AM

okay...continuing on from vilestyle
instead of having a 16th century piece of garbage for a tv, which is no fun to watch, you receive the first television ever made, complete with a screen that only displays one white line going across the screen

i wish i knew what my chem grade was

**Hurly91** · 05-17-2005, 11:15 AM

You know it but it's belw 30% and finnally, you don't wanna know it anymore.........

I wish Pyrohammie was permbanned because he's a little moron.........

**pyrocrow** · 05-17-2005, 11:43 AM

pyrohammie is banned, but you never find out because you can't read and he is spit's b!tch.

i wish i had a 3.4 gpa. i must have

**Kingsrookie** · 05-18-2005, 12:51 AM

to bad i took his gpa and wish to use it for harvard

**pyrocrow** · 05-18-2005, 04:25 AM

wtf was that?! you can't take gpa.

you get into harvard, which happens to be the location of the next osama terrorsit attack

i wish i had some points for the ushop.

**Silver Ice** · 05-18-2005, 06:01 AM

you get some pts for the ushop, but then a new ushop version comes out and the pts are reset due to some random error.

i wish i had some tylenol.

**DaCougarMech** · 05-18-2005, 09:17 AM

you get the tylenol but you have no water so you swallow it dry but halfway down, you gag and the pill jumps up and goes down in your windpipe. you dont die though because it lodges somewhere that doesnt block your airway but now your every breath has a refreshing cherry scent and you dont ever brush your teeth again and they rot away and all the plaque that forms on your teeth go into your bloodstream and to your heart where they clog and you suffer a massive heart attack and go into a coma minutes after legally changing your name to terri schiavo

i wish i had some pepsi

**pyrocrow** · 05-18-2005, 11:15 AM

... you get a diet coke

i wish parents were more trusting

**Vilestyle** · 05-18-2005, 12:58 PM

It turns out, your parents can't trust you with a match. So they constantly scour your room for anything and everything; Drugs, dirty magasines, weapons, anything flammable...Eventually, they become so untrustful, that they put you in a bubble, and you're forced to eat liquid food for the rest of your life for suspicion that you'll try and stuff it down a cars exhaust pipe or something...But then realize you can pour it down the gas pipe, so they stop feeding you completely. But before that can happen, you die due to lack of air...Because that sucker was air-sealed so nothing could get in or out.

I wish my sims didn't have to go bathroom every five seconds.

**pyrocrow** · 05-18-2005, 01:03 PM

they become raging alcoholics, drain all of their money, and go to the bathroom every 3 seconds.

i wish i got my car back.

**DaCougarMech** · 05-20-2005, 03:05 PM

when you get your car back, it's dented on every square inch of it and the back seat smells like hookers while the front seat smells like illegal immigrants. driving it back from the impound lot, the brake cable snaps and your car explodes as you plow through a farmers market and smash into governor arnold's left quad

i wish my job paid more

**Vilestyle** · 05-20-2005, 03:41 PM

Your job indeed does pay more. Trillions more. You're rolling in so much cash that you can wipe your *** with 100's. Only problem is, now the government is suspicious. Soon your home is invaded by SWAT members, and you're accidently killed due to excessive force.

I wish iBooks weren't so goddamned pathetic with their design and functionality.

**pyrocrow** · 05-21-2005, 01:59 PM

Bill gates picks up on this and attempts to recreate the ibook as microsoft product. he makes it faster, so you buy one. then it crashes and it's unrepairable. you had it coming whether microsoft or mac.

i wish my parents would let me visit this site. they don't know i'm here

**MiVeC** · 05-21-2005, 05:32 PM

they let u come tis site on the condition tat u pay 4 the internet bills

i wish im better at chinese...

**pyrocrow** · 05-22-2005, 12:17 AM

i assume you mean speaking the language.

you learn to speak the language very well, one of the best. but then the world becomes overcrowded. so in an attempt to lower global population, everyone attacks and kills all chinese people and no one ever speaks chinese again