Ruin A Wish

**The Orgasmatron** · 05-27-2005, 04:26 AM

You get one way too big, it busts out of its cage and devours everyone you care about.

I wish I had some more potato chips.

**MiVeC** · 05-27-2005, 01:48 PM

U got 50 more packets of potato chips n u finished all of them greedly... the next day u woke up wif sore throat...

I wish i din lose my wallet yesterday...

**Venom** · 05-28-2005, 01:51 AM

you find your wallet but its totally empty!!!

i wish i had more time to finsh me FSE's

**Alien Nation** · 05-28-2005, 04:30 AM

you get all the time you want cause you get put in jail for life for a mass murder you didnt committ

I wish I had all the knowledge of the past present and future

**Venom** · 05-28-2005, 07:18 AM

you get that knowledge but you head explodes from all the instant information that you recive every millisecond
i wish starcraft ghost comes out alrdy!!!

**SBC'soneandonly** · 05-29-2005, 12:41 PM

Ghost comes out but turns out to be worse then the old one, with michael jackson in it.

i wish i has some cheesecake

**MiVeC** · 05-29-2005, 11:48 PM

u got a cheesecake but u din noe tat it was made from rotten cheese n u ate it n had dihorria(sp?)

i wish i would just die.......

**DaCougarMech** · 05-30-2005, 03:46 AM

someone grants your wish and tries to kill you but only suceeds in knocking you unconscious. the police find out and arrest him so he cant finish the job. some scientists find you and take you to their lab where they are testing human cryogenics. there they cryogenically freeze you but while they stopped all of your body, they did not pause your mind. there is a fire and the scientists are killed. you lie in your pod for over a milennium losing your mind and recovering it again countless times.

i wish i had turned in my books for school on time

**nujabes** · 06-01-2005, 12:48 PM

you turned in your books first out of the whole school and everyone calls you a nerd then you get depressed

i wish i am allowed to beat the s*** out of this one kid

**MiVeC** · 06-01-2005, 10:59 PM

The law allowed u to beat the sh!t out of tat kid... but bcos hes a small boy, every1 calls u a big bully n discribes u as a coward for picking on a small boy.... (ps i assume hes a small boy cos u said "kid" unless ur toking abt a goat...)

i wish im better at "emperor: battle for dune"

**DaCougarMech** · 06-02-2005, 10:17 AM

you get better at the game and in time you become the master at it but it is at the cost of your time, money, friends, and sex life. you then get the expansion pack for it which is called "emperor: battle for dooky"

i wish i had more action to look forward to in the summer

**Rallert** · 06-03-2005, 12:13 AM

You will have alot of action for the summer. You are gonna go to a safari, and you are gonna get alot of sexxx. But you get eaten by a crocodile before you get sexxx. So SRY!

I wish I had a better computer, perfect for all gaming.

**Alien Nation** · 06-04-2005, 02:03 AM

You get the best comp of all times, best damn thing ever built for gamming purposes, btu when you want to start it you try to log in and kant figure out how to beacause its in japanese and after three tries it blows up in your face, disfiguring you for life.

I wish I would never run out of money

**Venom** · 06-04-2005, 08:41 AM

the guy next to you wishes he could contantly steal that money!!

i wish my comp was more reliable

**DaCougarMech** · 06-04-2005, 09:21 AM

your comp becomes so reliable it mysteriously appears whenever you need it and even when you dont. you realize your computer has fallen in love with you. after realizing that you can never love it back it kills you by bombarding you with cd's until you succumb to death by a thousand cuts

i wish i had all the ac/dc cd's