Ruin A Wish

[Beholder99]

you find a hammer but when you go to smash beholder you trip and freeze half your body in the liquid nitrogen


i wish i had a pony

[mpeck]

you get a pony but cant do anything to/with it because ur still frozen

i wish i had a school bus (couldnt think of nething better :P)

[Gatordrums]

You take your school bus onto a slick road and slide out of control over a cliff to a painful, Flaming death. =P

I wish I had Lamborghini. =D

[Fuggle]

You get a Lamborghini Diablo, but as you drive off the lot a high speed car chase passes by. You are like wow that was weird and make your left turn to go to Wendy's when a cop car that had fallen behind smashes into you totalling the car.

I wish everyone would stop wishing for the same thing, ruining the wishes exactly the same, and for Panatallica to stop sucking up to Trog.

[Beholder99]

as your wish comes to light you realize that never can happen and get so fustrated that you go to a corner a fizz out wispering mocking names to ppl you hate

i wish i had some green tea

[ducky01]

i **** in your green tea and your throat burns to death :

i wish, i wish i had a fish

[CaptainCheese]

The fish flops around on your kitchen table until finally dieing due to no water. You should have wished for a fish bowl aswell.

I wish for a grand piano.

[ducky01]

the great potato famine happens HAHA

i wish for a chewed up shoe

[Silent_killers]

I personally hand you the shoe, which has FOOT POISON in it and your foot falls off when you wear it.

I wish I was good at everything.

[ducky01]

your arms and legs fall off so you cant do nothing no more so you cant be good at anything

i wish hippie times were back in style

[CaptainCheese]

You become too good, and Bill Gates buy's your soul.

I wish for a box of chocolates.

[Silent_killers]

Hehe good answer both of you.

- Hippie style comes and goes in 3.2 seconds.

- The box of chocolates arrive, but you have to pay 1 million dollars for them.

I wish there was an RPG better than Diablo II.

[ducky01]

they make one SO GOOD that it gives a ceisure to anybody who plays it

i wish my mom was andariel (boss from diablo II act 1)

[UndrSiege1]

Your mom becomes Andariel and ends up killing you

I wish I had better items in D2

[ducky01]

you get better items but they appear to be duped and they disapear after 30 seconds

i wish my cat had some balls

[UndrSiege1]

Your cat has surgery to get balls but they always drag on the floor and brake open (ouch) leak become infected and your cat dies at an early age

I wish that I had a jet ski.

[Silent_killers]

Your Jet-Ski explodes when you look at it.

I wish I had an imagination and could think of something to wish for.

[ducky01]

your jet ski runs out of fuel and your stranded on an island ending up eeating your legs and dying

i wish for a non-homosexual uncle

[Fuggle]

You get some green tea and heat up the last cup of water that you can pay for (Your too poor to pay the water and heat bill), but accidentally put in Chamomile.

I wish Z_cn would die. *Stifle would agree also lol*

EDIT: lol i went away to go get a coke and come back and like there is already a full page of replies. Damn.

[ducky01]

(you were suppose to ruin my non gay uncle wish lol) z_cn dies and gets re-summoned as a zombie and murderes your family

i wish i had a chicken that could rob banks