Ruin A Wish

**DaCougarMech** · 06-07-2005, 04:22 PM

instead of having to go to finals you skip school and nobody cares but because you didnt finish school, you become a bum and have to satisfy your craving for crack by sucking a lot of american ****

i wish i had more soda

**MiVeC** · 06-11-2005, 08:57 PM

U got more soda n u drink all of them... u get food poisoning bcos of tat n ur stomach explode... killing u at the same time....

i wish i had my bus card back...

**DaCougarMech** · 06-14-2005, 07:46 AM

you get ur bus card back but then a homeless guy kills you and steals it

i wish my parents didnt have such high expectations for my grades

**Foog** · 06-14-2005, 10:42 AM

This one's easy. Your parents don't have any expectations for your grades. Finding that you can sluff off and still be fine with them, you skip school every now and then and begin to lose your grades. Eventually, you flunk out of school. After being kicked out of every job you attempt (because you skip to smoke) you become a homeless low-life on the street.

I wish love were eternal..and attainable...

**MiVeC** · 06-17-2005, 11:29 PM

it was but it does not apply to u....

i wish i can control time....

**EpiQ** · 06-18-2005, 02:41 AM

I've alredy broken the magic time-controlling device.

I wish i could control ppl behavior...

**DaCougarMech** · 06-18-2005, 08:08 AM

because you could control the behavior of people, you control everybody and become the king of the world with all the hottest celebrities being your sex slaves. however, after a while, you find that because their brains have not been used, they have all melted away. you are then stuck in a world in which you have no other intelligent human contact. you can make other people talk to you but only what you have already told them to say, and because you know what they are going to say, it doesnt interest you. you finally realize your grave mistake at this wish and jump off a cliff, causing over six billion other people to follow you off the cliff

i wish i wasnt so sore from summer school PE

**Halcyon** · 06-18-2005, 08:19 AM

your mom gives u a tyelanol, but it doesnt work....

i wish i was so rich i could buy the word it, so no one can say "it"

**MiVeC** · 06-18-2005, 03:39 PM

the world is priceless.....

i wish i hav more time to do my stuffs...

**EpiQ** · 06-18-2005, 09:30 PM

you dont have any stuff...

i wich i could be the fastest man in the galaxy

**Halcyon** · 06-19-2005, 01:51 AM

you become the fastest man, but in attemps to catch you, they build a big wall that u run into

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i wish that i had a new ipod

**EpiQ** · 06-19-2005, 06:00 AM

A few secs before you should get your iPod, the company president took some drugs and sold all stocks too Bill Gates that he then ruind and made a shitty little company called: iWindow-Cleaner. You thought that the name was too long on a mp3 player and too darn ugly so you bought the product, crushed it and blame it on product fault. Instead of your mp3 you got stuck with a windows 95 os that your dumb mother installed. Now you cant un-install it and have too buy a new PC. Thought there was only MAC and some other crappy PC:s from Thailand and you are now stuck in a evil circle. You killed yourself cuz you were near buying a MAC. Now you are in the burning hell playing Diablo 1 on a MAC.

I wish the school got Al-Quaida attacked.

**DaCougarMech** · 06-20-2005, 08:57 AM

your school got attacked and they rape you hard for what america did at guantanamo

i wish i had another xbox

**TuNa-FisH_SuShI** · 06-20-2005, 09:23 AM

you get an xbox but it doesnt play your games so you get pissed and you throw it out the window and hit your neighbors car then you get sued for 3,500 dollars then while your in court you get pissed and punch your neighbor and he sues you again and you get thrown in jail and your fellow inmates do stuff (wink wink) to you and then when you finally get out u become addicted to 9 year old boys and your skin turns pale white and occassionally your nose falls of and you get arrested for sleeping with 9 year old boys

i wish i could move into my new house without having to do any work

**Neon** · 06-20-2005, 09:24 AM

im destroying your current xbox, and destroys all other xbox's in the whole world, and kill microsoft staff.. yeah lame....

i wish i could marry foog.

lol.

**Halcyon** · 06-20-2005, 10:48 AM

Tuna- You get a mover company to do your work, pay them thousands of dollars, because thats their price and they say they do it fast, but they suck and steal all of your stuff while you go get a sandwhich. You try to sue them but they gave you the wrong name. in general ur Screwed

Neon- You find out your a guy....

I wish i had a good laptop, not a crappy one like i have....

**MiVeC** · 06-21-2005, 08:46 PM

u had a real powerful n realiable laptop... but bcos power n realiblity comes at a cost... the laptop uses elecrticity like we humans drink water.... so the batt pack is not good for even 5 mins of use... then u puck it into ur mains n use the elecrticity which the power station provides for ur house..... the power station then gets overloaded in less then 10 mins n explodes... killing every1 in the 10 mile radius... but b4 it exploded.... the power station sent a shock through the power lines n into ur neighbourhood... then powerbox in ur house exploded too n so did ur neighbour's... killing every1 in tat area...

i wish i had white paint to paint my model car....

**DaCougarMech** · 06-22-2005, 07:40 AM

you get your white paint but it is actually just whitewash. ppl laugh long and hard at your ridiculous car so you jump off a cliff because you sir, are a little girl

i wish i was in the land of Oz