Ruin A Wish

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

your finally able to sleep but end up having a dream about michael jackson.

I wish i could rob a bank :P

[fleaflickerx]

you rob a bank but then they through you in jail with MICHAEL JACKSON and you get married

i wish i had a dig

[-=(Jessica)=-]

You found one but it dissapeared, it didnt like you. =(

I wish i could find a way to get my *** to lvl on WoW..

[Shellz]

You Keep Getting Ganked By Lvl 50's

Wish I Became rich on DIablo

[fleaflickerx]

you become the richest player then battle.net decides to reset ever bodys stats on DII (like bungie did on halo 2*snif*bye lvl 45) and you become poor again

i wish i could wish for sumthing good

[-=(Jessica)=-]

You wish for the hottest girl in the world, but then she turns out lesbian.

I wish i could fly.

[fleaflickerx]

btw lebians still do guys!!!

you fly but then i use you as target practuce

i wish i some i know to egt horribly injured

[SpoonMan999]

Lesbian means they are only attracted to women...bi girls go both ways.

You learn that your typing skills are horrific and nobody heard your wish.

I wish for a toilet made out of gold.

[fleaflickerx]

ok A you dident stop the wish you just made fun of my typeing skills which yes i know rnt that great but any way,
you get the toilet made of gold, but then you get into debt and the repo man comes for the toilet and then you have no more gold potty

i wish that i had a better car

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

"omg this is better than the 1 word or 3 word story game" :P

you buy a new car with the 1 million dollars spent on it. it blows up before your very eyes and you cry.

I wish someone would change my title.

[SpoonMan999]

Flea your wish was ruined...if nobody hears it then how can it be granted?

Immortal you realise that you have no friends and delete your account therefor solving the problem but in the process you accidentally delete your Windows system folder.

[nujabes]

you didnt make a wish so no wish ruined

i wish it wasnt so hot

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

it got more hot. so you get sun burned and also cancer.

i wish for everyone to be happy..

spoonman. yur added to my, black list. AHHAHAHAHAAHA. ill cya in hell buddy :P

[erizoe]

Everyone is happy, then some emo kids come from Mars and **** it all up

I wish I could make Nachos by snapping my fingers

[-=(Jessica)=-]

You gain the power, but then your fingers break! =(

I wish i could dance the lalala.

[SpoonMan999]

You dance and do so very well but then your legs break Irony no?

I wish for a nickel...a shiny one.

spoonman. yur added to my, black list. AHHAHAHAHAAHA. ill cya in hell buddy

At every turn you demonstrate why you should stop breathing.

[nujabes]

its so shiny it blinds you

i wish i didnt have summer reading for school

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you dont get to read anymore but the next day you get the same class and solve complex math problems!

I wish for unlimited wishes that cant possibly have any other person or god tell what that cant be done...

"lol..w/e":

[[Ghost]]

For breaking the Ruin A Wish rules you explode and everyone has a party around the pieces of your dead body.

I wish Dark Immortal didnt have his name like an 11 year old AOLer.

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

as a nerd of AOL ONLINE, "Dark_Immortal" hacks your AOler account and now you cease to exist. many other people start taking over the name, as another fails they add a number to the end adding up to reach five...BILLION!

I wish i was hated more often by more people where ever i go.