Ruin A Wish

[UndrSiege1]

Z_cn's car breaks down in front of your house and he ends up having to live with you

I wish for a mansion.

[Silent_killers]

I wish Z_cn would die..

lol me too...but I gotta ruin it. Ends up he kills you.

I wish you would come back to life to you can kill him.

[UndrSiege1]

You get your chicken it robs the bank but the police follow it to your house where you are arrested and confined to jail for life.

same wish as b4

(someones gonna end up posting a response to ducky also)

[ducky01]

(YOU FORGOT MY CHICKEN!!) your mension gets reposessed by IRS HAHAHEHAHA

i wish for a stapler

[UndrSiege1]

lol ducky nice wish, but anyway to silent killers ducky comes back to life as a zombie and falls apart so he is enable to kill Z_cn, ducky you get your stapler but you end up stapling your hands and feet together

I wish i could breathe underwater

[Gatordrums]

You are breathing underwater when a giant shark shows up and eats you.


I wish i didn't have mid terms.

[Skippy]

You dont have a mid term but that is because u get kicked outta school and u live as a bum until a guy hijacks all ur cans and beats u to death with u stater bros. cart.

I wish i had sorcers powers.

[BlindMansTicket]

I wish you didn't. Keep fantasy to a minimum :).

I wish I had a Vodka/Sunny Delight mix.

[Venom]

instead you get orange juice mixed with syaide killing you slowly

i wish i ruled the WORLD (if taken then)
i wish i killed for money

[Skippy]

When trying to kill your next victim your are caught by the police and a guy named tiny makes u his B**** and u get butt raped for the rest of ur days.

I wish for a new car

[TroGdoR]

Damn is this thread the next big thing!
I wish everyone who posted before be was paralyzed/

[Venom]

car- while driving you notice a hobo raping your car in drunken rage and when trying to knock him off you get hit in the side by a semi , some how the hobo lived and you were crippled and are now the hobos b****
paralyzed-trogdor try to paralyze every one but becomes paralyzed when trying
i wish i had unlimited knowlege

[PantallicA]

Your brain explodes as soon as you see the punctuation to the sentence.

I wish my guitar was black.

[Venom]

you get a black guitar but when you touch it, the black on the guitar is really a liquid black hole sucking you into an infinate void

i wish bush died ( i still hate to monkey president!)

[[Ghost]]

Ok bush dies but his spirit posseses you and you turn into the same idiot he is.

I wish I had a pony

[Venom]

you get a pony but bush/me jumps on it continually till it is flat and is now a pony firsby wish is given to the greatest frisby thrower in the word sending it far into the sea

i wish aliens invaded earth!

[Gatordrums]

Aliens invade earth but they only take you and you live in there spaceship being anal probed forever.

I wish I had a pizza.

[gaunts]

u get your pizza but it's so hot that it melt's you and now your a puddle on the floor

i wish i had a pack of smokes

[Foog]

you fell asleep with the smokes in your mouth and burned your face off and died

i wish i wasn't in school right now

[TyKe]

too bad, u got detention forever, forever, forever, muahahahahahaha.

i wish i had a lifetime supply of yegermyster.