Ruin A Wish

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-16-2005, 08:54 AM

it does only finding out it sucks horribly and you decide to go back to the store buying the same thing thinking that it was the expansion pack.. then in the end you kill yourself by playing the game 24/7 without eating and excersizing or drinking water... heh.

I wish cOma would die a slow painful death with me stabbing him with a stick and me laughing uncontrollably in anger..

**Nightbreed** · 08-16-2005, 11:26 AM

c0ma cant be stabbed and instead he impales you with his giant lance of a *****

I wish i didnt hurt like hell right now

**erizoe** · 08-16-2005, 11:46 AM

Instead you hurt like f*ck yes, f*ck is an adjective to describe pain. =p

I wish that I could find a shirt with Jim Morrison on it that he has a shirt on in.

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-16-2005, 01:08 PM

"..." *10 minutes later..* I'm just ganna say u wished for a jim m. shirt with another shirt inside of it...

YOu find a shirt with jim morrison's signature on it, after looking closer you find that it has been forged and the shirt flips inside out turning pink from brown..

I wish I could find my purpose in life.

**3x0** · 08-16-2005, 03:15 PM

I wish I could find your purpose in life too, then destroy it.

I wish I would die.

**Mushroom** · 08-16-2005, 03:59 PM

but you get locked in a cyber glass chamber, they force feed you.. your going to have one of longest lives on this planet.

i wish i had super powers :)

**Nightbreed** · 08-17-2005, 06:23 AM

You have the ability to become invisible but while gazing at women in the local highschools girls showers you accidentally trip and a bucket of paint falls on you out of nowhere, and you get arrested and sent to prison where you get ***-****ed by a big blackguy named bo for the rest of your life.

i wish kraka would just shut up and stop thinking hes all cool because hes telling people hes in a gang n shit

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-17-2005, 06:46 AM

Kraka listen's to nightbreed for once and stops being oh so kool for his gang and now he listen's to metal.. ^ ^

I wish I could destroy everyone's dream of being something or getting somthin...

**erizoe** · 08-17-2005, 09:22 AM

Your wish hits you first, and you don;t get anything, ruining the reast of the wish

I wish I had 400000 points

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-17-2005, 11:41 AM

you get 400000 points only finding out that they are not for d2sector but become useless as they are for an arcade game that is way out in germany... lol..

I wish I had a beer hat complete with great tasting beer.

**nujabes** · 08-17-2005, 11:50 AM

everyone in the d2 communtity spikes your beer and you die a horrible death.

i wish my friends were in my classes

**erizoe** · 08-17-2005, 11:57 AM

They are in you'r class but you get in trouble and end up being split up to different classes

I wish that I went to see Modest Mouse when they were touring withen reasonable traveling distance.

**DaCougarMech** · 08-17-2005, 11:58 AM

instead of your friends being in your classes, you are in THEIR classes and you suffocate in the sea of whitey-fros that populate our school

i wish i had a school-year job

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-18-2005, 04:23 PM

you get your "school-year job" only to find yourself fired from the job at everything you apply for.

I wish I knew what the hell i am talking about half the time.... -_-

**ZxSlippy191** · 08-18-2005, 06:53 PM

You do, then knowing everything you talk about, You tell your wife she's fat and has a big *** when your older. She pulls a gun on you and kills you.

I wish I had the Power to Enchant stuff with Fire, and didnt get in trouble if It got out of hand ^^

**sXp** · 08-18-2005, 07:21 PM

Than i will freez your *** till he collapse in parts

I wish i was having free time all the time

**DaRK_IMMoRTAL** · 08-18-2005, 08:31 PM

you get so much free time that you kill your self.

"can i wish a wish that includes 2 in 1?...blah.."

I wish sXp wrote a better response than "Than i will freez your *** till he collapse in parts" and for pantallica to ban me already b/c i was sopposedly SPAMMING with "iooOOoiooio" while he called me a ***... YOU HEAR ME PANT? DO IT ALREADY. BECAUSE I DONT CARE!

**erizoe** · 08-19-2005, 01:55 AM

Instead he writes "You get the power, forget how to use it, and accidently enchant you'r face with fire, instantly incinerating your face off"

I wish I was around in the 70's, so I could go to all these concerts that I am now forced to download/steal.