Ruin A Wish

[Hurly91]

You have DII that's it dude..........


I wish my cat wasn't a 25pound cat.......... =/ rofl

[EpiQ]

You want to a doctor that would suck all the fat out of the cat and thats what he did. You became a more happy person. While you were so happy you didnt notice the cat was thinn like a feather that it flew away to the highway and smacked on a truck, and you took your life cuz you had ruin your cats life.

I wish i was L33T @ Skateboarding...

[erizoe]

you are so leet at skateboarding that you spend too much time on the board and forget ot eat.

[3x0]

You forgot the wish.

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

and so did you.

I wish people edited there posts when making wish's

[Halcyon]

they remember to edit their posts, but they edit them so much, that they are super long and no one wants to read them.

i wish my necro was a higher lvl...

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you get to a higher lvl.. so high that you reach an impossible lvl 100 that then results a account ban,cd-key ban ip ban and the proper authorites take away your computer for hacking the server.. badly..

I wish blizzard.net would celebrate holidays on diablo II lord of destruction and let us hack ourselves some damn items on the realms we play on...(only on holidays)

[nujabes]

that is too nerdy of a wish so thus i ruined it.

i wish my school schedule wasnt so confusing

[DaCougarMech]

instead of being confusing, it now just becomes plain gay. complete with flowers and a bea-utiful rainbow

i wish i had the jack

[Nightbreed]

i have no idea what your talking about, but a b ig black guy named jack comes to your house and... CENSORED

i wish people would stop changing my username to bad things such as "norwegian in his period"

[Bloodangel26]

i wish i would stop dying so much on hcl

[DaCougarMech]

i dunno what you said so ill just say you fell of your bike and got a boo-boo

i wish there were new episodes of chappelle's show

[Bloodangel26]

i wish wayne brady would choke you?

i wish i hadnt got so many blisters on my hands at the batting cages

[Halcyon]

you get very mad at how baseball bats are made, so you sue the company for all they have. You win, and use your money for various things, such as buying a house and car. You end up destroying your old house and car and other possesions. You don't want to have to pay a disposal company to take your things, so you dump them illegally into a lake. The Company that made the bats then finds this out and sues you for all of what you have, just like you did to them. You lose and have nothing.

i wish my wish ruining wasnt so long.

[Bloodangel26]

i wish you would stop ruining my wishes! hehe

ok umm....i wish people would actually play in the ironman tournament i am trying to set up

[erizoe]

You are doing it wrong..you are supposed to ruin the other guys wish who posted above you bye having some obscure outcome, and THEN make a wish

Everyone wants to join the ironman tourny and too many people do it so you need to get red of some and then they get jealous and crash the battle.net servers for you.

I wish I could tapdance.

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you buy tap dancing shoes and start tappity tap tap on the show room floor thinking you just aced tap dancing so then the audience starts boing you off stage while throwing chicken at you thus ruining your dream of being a tap dancing star..

I wish I could give orders to send stupid people in space..

[Bloodangel26]

you send the stupid people to space and their body's get impregnanted by aliens giving birth to a hybrid race of mutant people stronger than both species. this new species then comes back and eats the entire human race.

i wish i wasnt lagging so bad on bnet

[erizoe]

You don't lag, in fact you fix lag, you start using other peoples cpu speed and you are the only one who doesn't lag
eventually you go so fast that you crash b net forever.

I wish I could chill wit 50.

[Bloodangel26]

you meet 50 at a club and he decides to let you hang out with him, but you wont stop talking about diablo so he decides your a nerd and kicks your ***

i wish it wasnt so damn hot in my room all the time