Ruin A Wish

[Bloodangel26]

you eat half the cake so you ate some and have some but i poisoned it so you die

i wish people would stop changing my title

[DaCougarMech]

they change your diaper instead

i wish i played the guitar

[fleaflickerx]

ypu learn to but on every guitar you play the strings always break

i wish i could sleep

[Hurly91]

Haha.... You're d2 addicted so you just take your coffee cup and stay awake for eternity ........



I wish I could play guitar fast and accurate like guitar gods does.......
( like in Cemetery Gates's Solo and etc... )

[EpiQ]

you played so got damn fast that noobody could hear what you was playing

i wish i could be the ultimate gfx maker...

[fleaflickerx]

you were but then you get banned for scamming members

i wish it was easyer to get posts

[DaCougarMech]

(insert ruined wish here)

i wish i was a drumming god

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you're still a mortal but play like a god. someone gets jealous *pantallica* and he kills you.

I wish i could murder tons of people.

[Bloodangel26]

you kill tons of people and their families find you and torture you to death

i wish i wasnt tired

[DaCougarMech]

you're dead. haw haw. rest in peace

i wish i had my braces off

[Foog]

Fine. Your braces are off. Too bad they took your teeth with them. Have fun gumming your ****ing pudding.

I wish that Symphony X wrote a song that went on forever...

[nujabes]

you cant hear the ending because it goes on forever so you get bored of it.

i wish i was better at photoshop

[Bloodangel26]

you become so good at photoshop that you'd rather look at your picture things than real life and you abandon your friends and family and stay online for 50 hrs and die like the korean kid did playing starcraft

i wish my old roommate didnt just ask me to help him get his stuff out of my house

[Koolaid_dude]

he dosent ask u to help him, but his stuf turns out to be stolen and the cops come and arest u instead of him.

I wish my dog would learn to not pea on the floor.

[Foog]

You finally realize that "pea" is not a verb.

I wish the average IQ of the forum goer was 150.

[Neon]

But instead, every forum goer suddenly get a IQ of 300 (yeah right. in your dreams)

I wish Foog would make love to me.

[In[F]ec[T]eD]

You get herpes from foog

I wish llamas could fly

[Bloodangel26]

they fly and rain spit on you from the sky

i wish i wasnt having another insomnia attack

[fleaflickerx]

You finally realize that "pea" is not a verb.

I wish the average IQ of the forum goer was 150.

HAHAHAHAHA thats great
but,
you finally get to sleep then the boogie man murders you

i wish this thread was funnier

[EpiQ]

it just cant be, if it was the whole system would collapse...

i wish my computer was better