Ruin A Wish

[Foog]

Your computer gets so good that it learns to think. It gets up, murders you, and comes to me. Because I know how to treat a computer right.

I wish this girl would stop ****ING around and DATE me. ()

[DaCougarMech]

she slaps you with a restraining order for taking that picture of her in the bathroom taking a ****

i wish i lived in alabama

[fleaflickerx]

you move there and find out you moves toa necular bomb test ground but just then your too late

(insert wish here)

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

wtf is with the insert with here? pfft.

you drown in the pitts of heaven then god resurrects you just to r@^ ^ you while he slowly puts you to sleep.........

I wish i knew the girl foog wants to date so i can **** him off becuase he already hates me more than life as it is..

[nujabes]

foog beats the SH** out of you and you are put in a c0ma.

i wish i had new clothes

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

the new clothes you get are gothic clothes then start acting like one. woopididdy~do yur just like one of em now. ^ ^

I WISH I COULDNT KNOW.

[nujabes]

you know...?

i wish i knew why my back hurt

[Tribal1177]

You find out you have boneitus (futurama), and suddenly crumple into a heap of splintering insides.

edit: I said something entertaining about foog's post, but i did research and he's a youngun'.

I wish somebody would shoot President Bush, so he can go and meet his fate as one of the few accepted Reborn Christians.

[fleaflickerx]

thats one wish i can't ruin

i wish school wouldent block every thing

[Tribal1177]

Then your school doesn't block everything, and some punk comes in wearing baggy clothes, pulls out a shotgun, and pumps 4 shells in your chest.

I wish getting drunk didn't make you such a jerk. (subjective you)

[Foog]

It doesn't. You get the best, hottest, most amazing sex of your life. (and most like first, last, and only : owned : ) You wake up the next morning and don't remember a thing. Years later, long since bankrupt from child support, you wish you were a jerk drunk.

I wish someone reset this thread, it has over 1500 posts in it.

[fleaflickerx]

some one does but then it gets over 25,000

[Bloodangel26]

...no wish to ruin...

i wish i wasnt getting sick

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

instead u get sick a month later but lasts for the rest of your life while you stuck in bed not able to move.

I WISH I WASNT SOON GOING-TO-BE-BRAIN-DEAD after drinking intoxicated mountain-dew.

[nujabes]

you die instead (intoxicated mountain dew?..)

i wish i had a burger from a&w

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

instead you get a burger made by my company DaRK .co (lol w/e..)
you slowly die of parasites and virus's.

I wish a had a mountain dew sitting right next to me and cussing me out. -_-

[Bloodangel26]

you have the mountain dew and you get tired of listening to you so you drink it. it then starts punching you in the stomach somehow and you eventually die of internal bleeding

i wish i wasnt addicted to diablo and hate it so much at the same time

[Kingsrookie]

U love it so much but u arent addicted to it(The game that is) but u decide to make a movie about it but is morrally wrong to the bible and you are sued by the pope and u go bankrupt.

I wish i had a huge book deal(Im a writer)

[Bloodangel26]

you get your deal, but your book is the worst thing ever written and no one wants to ever see or hear from you again

i wish i saw a point to playing scl diablo...(hcl is so damn frustrating sometimes but scl is way too easy)

[Halcyon]

You try scl and become the best player in the realms. You get so good you go to heaven and become Dog, gods second in hand. You go around owning noobs everywhere.

I wish my cellphone wasnt busted...