Ruin A Wish

[Halcyon]

They become so fast that your pizza ends up being so fresh its too hot, then you let it sit too long and it gets too cold. Everyday, of your pathetic life...

I wish Today didnt suck so bad...

[OlDsKoOl]

The day somehow becomes the best day of your life, but you enjoy it so much by laying out in the sun for so long you turn into a prune and die.



I wish there were more bars close by and driving while intoxicated wasnt a crime.

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

bars become close by infact they are all 5 feet away from eachother which means taking over other peoples homes and while ppl go to the bar then drive intoxicated it becomes the worlds newest #1 issue of all time in the end removing beer altogether..then doing the same thing all over again a year later..

ahhaha.
I WISH MY MOUNTAIN DEW DIDNT MOVE 2 INCHES TO THE LEFT ~JUST~ NOW. ><"

[FrogMan]

It didnt move 2 inches it sit there and become infected with some sort of flesh eating disease there by killing you slowly before moving onto the entire World and making it inhabitable..

I wish apple's where blue in colour

[Halcyon]

You spray paint exactly 32 apples blue, and sell them as real blue apples to people. They die because the paint is from the 80's and still had lead in it. You go to jail for molestation, and not for murder.

I wish it was winter.

[DaCougarMech]

it's winter...but you live in the tropics

i wish shaolinstatus would buy his own halo 2 account

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

it becomes winter like you wished but you die of hyperthermia.

BAH dacougar beat me too it.... mmk
EDIT:
he gets his own account but now pays for everyone else's new accounts therefore forcing him to live in the streets b/c he is too poor..

I wished i wasnt so ..skitzofrentic about the moose ontop on my computer that i have to turn it around and make it face the wall with its a$$ sticking out..

[OlDsKoOl]

You start to relize your not really skitzo about the moose and turn it around, but from turning it around for so long it turns into fire breathing dragon that burns you alive.




I wish cable tv was free.

[Diablo_Prodigy]

The cable guy comes in and destroys your big screen and kills your family, burns down your house and pisses on the ashes right in front of you!!!


I wish Battle.net would let us hack.

[OlDsKoOl]

Battle.net agrees with your wish and lets everyone hack on battle.net but after you hack all the godlys you can imagine, I hack your account take everything, delete all your characters and steal your CD key and sell it on ebay for 50 cents to..50 cent himself.


I wish to be the guy to replace hugh heffner.

[Diablo_Prodigy]

you replace hugh and all the playmates get every single STD known to man and some, you sleep with all of them not knowing and your **** falls off the next day..


I wish I could kill Osama.

[DaCougarMech]

yes, but to do that you will have to get close to him and to do that you need to get close to his bodyguards so to do that you will have to dress up like a fine-*** camel

i wish i had some orange juice

[Diablo_Prodigy]

Your Oragne Juice turns into sewer water giving you the disease from Cabin Fever...

I wish I didnt have to work so much.

[fleaflickerx]

you start not doing any thing then you get a gf and she starts to b!tch at you for not doing any thing and it goes on so lonh you commit sucuide

[Fuggle]

1634 posts and about only 16 are not repetitive and possibly funny. (And I say funny in the most loose sense). I've also noticed that as the thread goes on, the spelling and grammar drops at an equal speed. If I was a mod this thread would be closed at post like 100.

[Aemaeth]

Point taken.