Ruin A Wish

**Foog** · 01-11-2005, 04:56 AM

ooh, you're a sneaky one. it turns out that there is no such thing as truth, only falsity.

i wish that anarchy ruled.

**CaptainCheese** · 01-11-2005, 06:26 AM

(why is this in flamewars?)

It already does..

I wish for an orange.

**Foog** · 01-11-2005, 06:28 AM

it's in flame wars because we're insulting each other's wishes.

i genetically modify all oranges to become apples.

i wish that i was uber at d2.

**TroGdoR** · 01-11-2005, 06:29 AM

This is in flame wars because the thread is dedicated to crushing the spirits of those who wish.
Which is why I now wish for no more questions.

**mpeck** · 01-11-2005, 06:32 AM

i hack your accounts and cd-key, and use it and somehow get it banned for hacking

i wish blizzard would hurry up with Starcraft: Ghost

**Foog** · 01-11-2005, 06:33 AM

I create a thousand useless accounts that i use solely to ask stupid questions in this thread.

i still wish i was ub3r sw33t at diablo II.

**TroGdoR** · 01-11-2005, 06:34 AM

Starcraft Ghost is immediately ended as a sucky project and all copies are sent to Venus.
I wish I was fatter than Oprah.

**Foog** · 01-11-2005, 06:36 AM

Oprah suddenly decides to ingest the world. She now weighs 150,443,873,983.75 pounds, so you CANT.

i wish i had a close, intimate relationship with God.

**mpeck** · 01-11-2005, 06:38 AM

it was proven that there is no god

i wish more people played Natural Selection

**Foog** · 01-11-2005, 06:40 AM

I end the lives of every person on the planet so no one can play natural selection

i wish i was a super mod

**mpeck** · 01-11-2005, 06:45 AM

the worst that can happen, this site (along with the internet) closes for good, stopping u from being super mod here, or anywhere else

i wish i could fly, without assistance (that would be fun)

**TroGdoR** · 01-11-2005, 06:49 AM

foog, gonna have to warn you on that one. They don't like seeing it even if you were kidding. Take this as a warning not to openly post about wanting to be Mod or Super Mod. And all of you can learn from his mistake

I wish I had a red balloon.

**PantallicA** · 01-11-2005, 06:53 AM

99 red balloons float by, you try to grab one, but fall off of the tower you're standing on and plummet to the ground.

I wish he really did get that red balloon.

**medicine_man** · 01-11-2005, 07:01 AM

He grabs the balloon, and in his excitement, falls on a flaming kitchen knife which juts through his body and pops his red balloon.

I wish I had a Slip 'n' Slide for big people.

**Silver Ice** · 01-11-2005, 09:46 AM

i wished your slip n slide had water on it when i slid on it.

**Silent_killers** · 01-11-2005, 10:15 AM

I wish that water froze instantly while you were sliding on it.

**v3locity** · 01-11-2005, 11:13 AM

I wish that it became a lake and you could'nt swim.

**ducky01** · 01-11-2005, 11:24 AM

i wish for a floatation device

**Beholder99** · 01-11-2005, 11:27 AM

(omg you ppl are runing the game, your supposed to kill the previous wish then make a wish for your self)
(for example)
you get your floating device but you bite on it to hard popping

i wish i had liquid nitrogen