that wish is too good to ruin
when using you bottle rocket it flies and hits your barbie corvet which contained WMD and triggered a nuclear holocaust and perminatly mutating you into a freak and is hunted down
i wish i had a nacho hat
Uhm... I eat your nacho hat
I wish Oreo had triple stuff
They make oreo triple stuffs, but you get mistaken for a mass murderer and are thrown in jail for life never able to get one.
i wish i wish i had a fish.
No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.
With all the love you give to your fish, you overfeed it and it dies and miserable... and bloated! death.
I wish cell phones were the size of my fingernail
you get a nano phone but when you use it an over head fighter plane's computer mistakes it as a enemy target firing a missle at you
i wish i had a pet panda
you get your pet panda, but it attacks and eats you
I wish I had an everfull bottle of jaagermeister.
You decide to drink your bottle of jaagermeister but succumb to alcohol poisoning after you attempt a chugging contest.
I wish I had a higher post count.
a glitch in the system happens and u get 20,000 posts, but no one cares, and u dont get the points that go with it
i wish i didnt have to do my english paper, and memorize it to speak in front of my class
happily you finish your english paper...sadly....it 4years later and your in jail for selling smack to pre-schoolers.
I wish....*beep* *beep* *censor* *beep* *beep* *beep* *censor* *censor*.
DENY THAT!
"One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
- Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
i dont know how to ruin that.
i wish i had some chips cus im hungry.
Pamela : What in the hell are drugs? 0.o I take ibuprofin...
oh you'll get chips my friend LOTS of chips they just happen to be led paint chips! EAT UP FAT BOY CAUSE YOUR GETTING GASOLINE FOR DESSERT!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!: : : : : : :
i WISH i HAD MONIES!!!
"One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
- Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
u get ur monies, then i take them and pee on them.
i wish i had a job right now
bump
Pamela : What in the hell are drugs? 0.o I take ibuprofin...
oh goodie you've just gotten a job...as el presidente of the mens restroom cleaning commitie(MRCC) at the beach...[OOC]To bad it hasnt been cleaned in 20yrs and counting[/OOC]
i wish my last wish wasnt ruined.
"One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
- Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
to bad it was.
i wish i had my CDL's so i can truck drive.
Pamela : What in the hell are drugs? 0.o I take ibuprofin...
they magically appear in ur wallet, so u go out and get a truck, then u realize that u cant do it and crahs and die
i wish i had some friends
Your friends that you get turn out to be 80 year old molesters in a disguise.
I wish I lived in the Playboy mansion.
u get invited, but go to the wrong address, enter the house and find out its where they are keeping all the gay molesting priests, and the door locks behind you
i wish i know wut girls thought
You find out what girls think, then find out that none of them like you.
I wish this thread didnt waste my time.
too bad it always will waste ur time(plus im a pimp, so step out of my grill, lol always wanted to say that)
i wish d2 wasnt so damn annoying to get rich in
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