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  1. 01-23-2005, 10:01 PM #341
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    that wish is too good to ruin
  2. 01-24-2005, 06:28 AM #342
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    when using you bottle rocket it flies and hits your barbie corvet which contained WMD and triggered a nuclear holocaust and perminatly mutating you into a freak and is hunted down

    i wish i had a nacho hat
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    Uhm... I eat your nacho hat


    I wish Oreo had triple stuff
  4. 01-24-2005, 11:09 AM #344
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    They make oreo triple stuffs, but you get mistaken for a mass murderer and are thrown in jail for life never able to get one.




    i wish i wish i had a fish.

    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.
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    With all the love you give to your fish, you overfeed it and it dies and miserable... and bloated! death.


    I wish cell phones were the size of my fingernail
  6. 01-24-2005, 12:01 PM #346
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    you get a nano phone but when you use it an over head fighter plane's computer mistakes it as a enemy target firing a missle at you

    i wish i had a pet panda
  7. 01-24-2005, 10:03 PM #347
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    you get your pet panda, but it attacks and eats you

    I wish I had an everfull bottle of jaagermeister.
  8. 01-25-2005, 02:58 AM #348
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    You decide to drink your bottle of jaagermeister but succumb to alcohol poisoning after you attempt a chugging contest.

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  9. 01-25-2005, 03:37 AM #349
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    a glitch in the system happens and u get 20,000 posts, but no one cares, and u dont get the points that go with it

    i wish i didnt have to do my english paper, and memorize it to speak in front of my class
  10. 01-25-2005, 03:52 AM #350
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    happily you finish your english paper...sadly....it 4years later and your in jail for selling smack to pre-schoolers.

    I wish....*beep* *beep* *censor* *beep* *beep* *beep* *censor* *censor*.


    DENY THAT!
    "One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
    - Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
  11. 01-25-2005, 04:39 AM #351
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    i dont know how to ruin that.

    i wish i had some chips cus im hungry.

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  12. 01-25-2005, 04:48 AM #352
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    oh you'll get chips my friend LOTS of chips they just happen to be led paint chips! EAT UP FAT BOY CAUSE YOUR GETTING GASOLINE FOR DESSERT!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!: : : : : : :


    i WISH i HAD MONIES!!!
    "One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
    - Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
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    u get ur monies, then i take them and pee on them.

    i wish i had a job right now

    bump

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  14. 01-26-2005, 03:45 AM #354
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    oh goodie you've just gotten a job...as el presidente of the mens restroom cleaning commitie(MRCC) at the beach...[OOC]To bad it hasnt been cleaned in 20yrs and counting[/OOC]

    i wish my last wish wasnt ruined.
    "One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
    - Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem
  15. 01-26-2005, 03:50 AM #355
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    to bad it was.

    i wish i had my CDL's so i can truck drive.

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  16. 01-26-2005, 08:35 AM #356
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    they magically appear in ur wallet, so u go out and get a truck, then u realize that u cant do it and crahs and die

    i wish i had some friends
  17. 01-26-2005, 08:38 AM #357
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    Your friends that you get turn out to be 80 year old molesters in a disguise.

    I wish I lived in the Playboy mansion.
  18. 01-26-2005, 08:48 AM #358
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    u get invited, but go to the wrong address, enter the house and find out its where they are keeping all the gay molesting priests, and the door locks behind you

    i wish i know wut girls thought
  19. 01-26-2005, 12:29 PM #359
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    You find out what girls think, then find out that none of them like you.

    I wish this thread didnt waste my time.
  20. 01-26-2005, 12:45 PM #360
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    too bad it always will waste ur time(plus im a pimp, so step out of my grill, lol always wanted to say that)

    i wish d2 wasnt so damn annoying to get rich in
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