Ruin A Wish

**Stifle_this** · 02-27-2005, 05:20 AM

u do, but its by a hemophrodite, and in the ***

i wish i could get a grilfriend

**PantallicA** · 02-27-2005, 05:23 AM

You get one, and then you realize that it's the same person that JesseDS has relations with.

I wish nobody exploded.

**Stifle_this** · 02-27-2005, 05:25 AM

they all do

i wish i could stop picturing that damn hemaphrodite(ewwwwwww)

**PantallicA** · 02-27-2005, 05:27 AM

The hermaphrodite blindfolds you and ties you to a pole.

I wish I didn't own this thread so much.

**nujabes** · 02-27-2005, 05:37 AM

instead u own all the other threads

i wish i didnt have any hw

**PantallicA** · 02-27-2005, 05:39 AM

Your sex ed. teacher makes you do a report on stifle and his... partner.

I wish I wasn't leaving.

**CheshireCat** · 02-27-2005, 05:42 AM

You leave to lick some snails.

I wish pantallica would stop licking snails

**PantallicA** · 02-27-2005, 05:44 AM

Pantallica turns back time, and then you notice it was actually CheshireCat licking snails, en route to bringing her daughter to the soccer game in her Hummer H2.

I wish Cheshire would stop crying, because I just raped her mind.

**DaCougarMech** · 02-27-2005, 10:07 AM

she stops crying, but starts laughing at your tiny mental pen!s
i wish i got not one, but TWO enigmas

**nujabes** · 02-27-2005, 11:43 AM

u lag so bad that u accidently drop ur enigmas

i wish i was still in idaho

**DaCougarMech** · 02-28-2005, 02:19 PM

you are still in idaho but you die after a massive overdose of potato
i wish i owned(or pwned) taco bell

**nujabes** · 02-28-2005, 02:51 PM

u eat all their supplies, get high cholesterol, then DIE!!!!

i wish i had a healthy chicken quesadilla

**Venom** · 02-28-2005, 03:15 PM

it was soo healthy it was a living chicken quesadilla that you ate in one bite and the chicken pecked you to death from the inside out!!!

i wish MJ gets the slammer

**Ragnarhox** · 02-28-2005, 03:45 PM

mj is not-guilty and parents continue to send there kids to his NeverLand Ranch

i wis...i didnt need to go to school tomarrow.

**JesseDS** · 02-28-2005, 03:50 PM

You don't need to go to school, but you go into a coma and all you think about in it is going to school.(Is that even possible?)

I wish i had a root beer float.

**[Ghost]** · 02-28-2005, 04:00 PM

As soon as your about to drink it you get lip cancer and it grows at a rapid state causing you to not be able to drink anything.

I wish I was the hottest on on earth.

**XxX** · 02-28-2005, 04:10 PM

You all of a sudden turn extremely hot but then realize your gay and start kissing fat sweaty ugly men..

i wish this thread would end... (MWHAHAHAHA)

**[Ghost]** · 02-28-2005, 04:12 PM

I get a sniper rifle and I kill you so you never see the end of it.

I wish I couldn't read. (Please be a bit creative, don't just put "you can read")