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    i learns to clean its own cage but also figures out how to escape and take over a corporation, putting millions of people out of a job

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    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.

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    okay since no wish above 2 posts
    I wish my friends dad didnt hate me

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    Your dads friend doesnt hate you but, now your friend does


    I wish Robot Chicken was thirty minutes long instead of 15 minutes

    No compassion- like having a straight faced orgasm.

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    robot chicken rusts and falls apart

    i wish i never had to sleep

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    You never to have to sleep, but all the things you once loved blew up.

    I wish I could sleep later.

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    you oversleep and you wake up to find the eart a scorched wasteland, barren of all life, and full of radioactive fallout.

    i wish my socks were dry right now, instead of slightly damp from my foot sweat

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    ur socks dry out but ur foot gets infested n u hav to amputate BOTH...

    i wish to get botd in d2...

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    u get a botd, but it poofs right after you trade it

    i wish family guy was on now

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    (is it a tv show???) it came on but ur tv over heated n blew up in ur face....

    i wish for singapore to snow...

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    man...cant think of anything bad to say to that...lol..
    Hope the snow kills u...chills u to death!

    Hope i could be a mod once again...

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    u become a mod, ban yourself for life and commit suicide so you die a virgin.

    I wish that happens to alfzzz cuz that would be funny as sh!t

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    that happens but cuz of karma, the exact same thing happens to u

    i wish my lips werent so chapped

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    You get some lipstick and use it. Now you are gay!

    I wish I'm not sick right now.

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    You get better, but wake up with blue hair and die.
    I wish I had my 12 page thesis paper done.

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    While burninating someone's thread, a peasant grabs your fiinished paper and throws it in the way, saving their mushroom cottage.

    I wish I had Hotspurs and Wisps =/

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    you get hotspurs and wisps...but everyone else who plays d2 dies so you are the last person...and your accnts get banned b4 everyone dies...mwhahaha

    *i wish i didnt spill gravy from supper on my socks...my feet are cold now

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    instead, you spill gravy all over your crotch and a random dog comes up and lick it, which you find strangely feels good
    i wish i had the power to throw false teeth like fireballs

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    the false teeth magically come alive and eat u

    i wish i could plain throw fireballs

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    your fireballs burn your real balls to a crisp

    i wish for crazy people to run around

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