Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

u walk through a wall but on the other side is a pit of lava and u fall in and die!

i wish i could freeze and unfreeze time

[Obfuscate]

You gain the ability to freeze time but since you neglected to wish for the power to freeze time for everyone BUT yourself when you freeze time for the first time it never unfreezes.

I wish I could close doors.

[nujabes]

u close a door on ur finger...and it hurts real bad

i wish i could blow fire out of my mouth without scorching it

[Hurly91]

you blow fire out of your mouth but you kill all ur friends, family, and girlfriends...etc you got
So, You're alone....


I wish I could have friends.......

[ken2520]

u get lots of "girlfrds" but then they accuse u of touching them and u get slapped but them all and they leave u

i wish i got better grades in school

[X Y Z]

You get straight A's but you get a SAT score of zero (yes you didn't even write your name) so you can't get into any college ever.


I wish Burma hadn't made a nuclear deal with Russia.

[Hurly91]

POST DELETED BY HURLY91

Seems people wrote faster than me so I "delete" this post to not make confusions....

[nujabes]

they instead make a nuclear deal with 10 other countries

i wish i had apple pie

[Hurly91]

You get an apple pie you got it in your face bcuz sum1 throwed it on you


I wish I was a mod on d2sector ...:)

[X Y Z]

You become a mod but immediatly after a new forum is made and everyone leaves and never comes back.

I wish we all spoke Spanglish including me

[Hurly91]

We all learn spanglish except you so we talk and you don't understand....



I wish I could ban Ilikelilkids and CallMeMaster from d2s for ever.......

[X Y Z]

[Dude I said including me because I know someone would say that : . Fine doesn't matter. Whatever mang]



You get the power to ban them forever but you go power hungry and ban everyone but youself.

I wish I had a beret

[Hurly91]

You get a beret at your birthday but it's really ugly and you throw it in garbages.....


I wish to be able to play guitar good like t :

[nujabes]

u play it so good, u start playin lightning fast, and it breaks

i wish i had some mittens

[X Y Z]

You get mittens with kittens but you're allergic to cats so you die :

I wish I knew what the the true birth of mankind.

[nujabes]

u find out and u get depressed and commit suicide

i wish we could travel to other planets safely

[Hurly91]

We can travel to others planets safely but when you get out of the spaceship, aliens kills you....



I wish Dimebag Darrell wasn't dead and I could meet him.......

[nujabes]

when u meet him he dies (with all due respect)

i wish my english teacher was nicer

[[Ghost]]

Your english teacher gets so nice she starts a relationship with you and gets jailed untill you die.

I wish I could stop and start time.

[DaCougarMech]

you stop time but because time is stopped, all light, air, and electromagnetism stops.
therefore you are effectively blind and suffocate to death

i wish owned pepsi co.