Ruin A Wish

**nujabes** · 04-20-2005, 10:00 AM

the big guy beats the sh** outta u

i wish the standarized testings werent next week

**TuNa-FisH_SuShI** · 04-20-2005, 10:02 AM

it wasnt nextweek it was this week and this week started over

I wish i was older

**Grave** · 04-20-2005, 10:32 AM

your so old that you need your apple sauce injected through your testys and finally you turn into dust.. and die!

i wish i had a blue motorcycle with big wheels and a sticker

**MiVeC** · 04-21-2005, 01:38 AM

u got a blue motorcycle wif a dead engine, wif the big wheels which r too big for the bike n a sticker which doesnt stick to the bike... n worse of all... its too small for even a 5 yr old to ride on...

i wish i had the lancer evolution VIII 1/18 scale model car...

**Vilestyle** · 04-21-2005, 07:34 AM

You get your model, only it's doubled the actual size of one, and already assembled. Plus, it crashes right onto you from being airdropped with a malfunctional parachute.

I wish my ww barb had full IK.

**CheshireCat** · 04-21-2005, 07:40 AM

You get on D2 drunk one night and throw your IK gear around in a pub game, noobs pick it up and take off. You realize what happened when you sober up the next day and cry until your eyes fall out, then you are blind and walk in front of a bus because you cant see it, the driver swerves so he wont hit you but a few people on the bus die and their families sue you until you have to live in a box, then a recycling truck picks up the box when you are still sleeping drunk in it, and you get thrown in the truck and crushed to death.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat.

**Vilestyle** · 04-21-2005, 07:51 AM

One of these years, it comes to you; Oh wait, you're dead by then.

I wish froot loops were only one color, and people could taste rainbows, thus sue for false advertisement.

**dL.Priest** · 04-21-2005, 08:25 AM

Fruit loops become one colour and potheads around the world gear up to come slay you.

I wish I had nightvision goggles.

**CheshireCat** · 04-21-2005, 08:37 AM

your nightvision goggles are from desert storm, there are chemicals still on them and you get gulf war syndrome

I wish Nub would change his name back to [not]nublitoria

**TroGdoR** · 04-21-2005, 08:48 AM

A dragon steps on Chesh before he can complete his wish.
I wish this thread would die in hell.

**ducky01** · 04-21-2005, 08:48 AM

nub gets banned with name [not]nublitoria because it sounds too gay.

I wish i was at least 7 feet tall.

**nujabes** · 04-21-2005, 10:18 AM

since u are the tallest around u get struck by lighting

i wish i had an ipod

**X Y Z** · 04-21-2005, 10:24 AM

You get an Ipod but it's pink and disgusting and soon breaks. You soon see that the Ipod is an Lpod (Ghetto Ipod for those who don't get the joke >.>)

I wish that I didn't have a European AP exam in May

**nujabes** · 04-21-2005, 10:33 AM

you get the exam tomorrow first thing in the morning

i wish i had new pants

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 04-21-2005, 10:34 AM

well instead of your urapeon ap exam you actually have a spanish exam, this happens because you get wasted at a party the night before causeing you to go to the wrong class and take the wrong test...after the colleges see your poor *** test scores none of them will even take you in... you know have to live a a hobo because jobs in the future no longer accept aplications w/out college...as a hobo you get shot in the face by another because you are playing statue game and he caps you to take your money :

wow long

i wish this chick at school would date me...but shes kinda a freind and i dun know if she like me (she doexs have any std, get knocked up buy docors or nuthing or raped lol)

**X Y Z** · 04-21-2005, 10:36 AM

(I have no idea what you said Forgotten so I'll respond to the first.)

You get new pants but they don't fit and make you look fat.

I wish I had 100 dollars worth of pennies in my room.

**Forgoten_ChildX** · 04-21-2005, 10:36 AM

oh poop well i was typing his i was talking msn damn sorry ill just ruin urs too

well you get knew pants but tthe knew law all over the states are you must wear shorts forever so you get thrown in jail and you drop the soap everysingle day

i wish this chick at school would date me...but shes kinda a freind and i dun know if she like me (she doexs have any std, get knocked up buy docors or nuthing or raped lol)

just like the one above

sorry for the dbl post neways guys just lettin you know sorry

**DaCougarMech** · 04-21-2005, 11:03 AM

she dates you but runs away screaming after finding out YOU have stds, get knocked up by "docors or nothing and raped lol"

i wish i had a cookie (and we begin again...)