Ruin A Wish

[dL.Priest]

You win the lottery, you win it all!

Unfortunately for you, the lottery was "The Hackensack STD Lottery"
You've got the gift that keeps on giving.

I wish TrogDor would get his last wish.

[Vilestyle]

TrogDors last wish comes true, and it as follows: I wish dL.Priest would spend an eternity of agony in the deepest depths of brimstone and hellfire.

Say hello to Hitler down there for me!

I wish I could meet Shagrath from Dimmu Borgir.

[TuNa-FisH_SuShI]

dang u posted b4 me

any way u meet the person u said above 20 years later when you dont even know who they are

i wish i didnt have homework for the rest of the year

agg ur wish is so confuzzling

[Vilestyle]

SHAGRATH IS A DUDE!!!111 -_-'' But i'm pretty sure he's already evil...I mean, he was accused of church burnings and whatnot. Anywho...

Your normal teachers die from all the anal penetration you give them, and the principal is forced to replace them with uber-strict, homework lovers. You now have five-hundred thousand assignments due for this friday. Get workin', *****!

I wish wookies would ****ing shave for once.

[nujabes]

he shaves off every hair on his body and he is ugly!

i wish it was tomorrow

[Vilestyle]

Every clock in the world breaks, so nowone will know the time, because people are clock-reliant and stupid, thus it will be the same day forever.

I wish Cheshire would change my custom title to something cool and degrading

[SilentWarrior]

Chesh was going to take the time to change your title but he would rather stare at all the other titles he's changed, for personal enjoyment. lol

I wish 4-20 is even better then it was yesterday, next year.

(We smoked 5 blunts of crip.....then rolled the roaches from those bunts into a resinated crippy blunt then we rolled a spliff ((a huge blunt made from a bannana leaf)) for 4-20 4:20pm.

[Vilestyle]

Next year never comes around for all you potheads (No offense), because you've gotten fried so bad that you kill yourself.

I wish china wasn't such a population whore.

[Hurly91]

Heh.......what you want......chineses like to do it : ( no offense.....lol )


I wish I could have somebody to " chaos sanctuary runs me from lvl32 to lvl60+ on W-SC-NL "

[nujabes]

blizzard deletes ur acct cuz they dont like glitch rushing (not true but just for this game)

i wish i didnt have to come home so late from my trip saturday 12AM(technicaly sunday but meh)

[SilentWarrior]

You get home early but you have slave duty at kurups house because ur kurups B!tch hehe. Lmfao

I wish I could get a hair cutt right now during school from the cosmatology class here at my vocational school because theres girls in that class and half are hott. only girls here reall that look good.

[Rallert]

All your hair get cut(real word?) off...

I wish I had an enigma(i am very poor in d2)

[MiVeC]

u got the worst enigma ever.....

i wish its not so hooootttt here!!!! im melting XD

[Rallert]

It gets really cold(like -50)

I wish i get a perf Enigma Mage Plate

[MiVeC]

u got ur pref enigma mage plate from a trade but its a duped item so it disappears....

i wish my internet is upgraded to a 512mbps instead of my current 256....

[Hurly91]

Your internet has been upgraded to 512mpbs but it's not been done correctly and your internet isn't working anymore.........


I wish I had my bot running 24/7 on a different comp and never crashing........

[[/sarcasm]]

Blizzard finds out that you're botting and deletes your account for being t3h h4ck3r.

I wish I had another Diet Coke with Lime.

[Savag3]

you work immensly hard to get a 4.5gpa. you apply for scholarships and get accpeted for all of them, giving you a free ride to college. determined to keep your 4.5gpa, you study for 48 hours straight over the weekend for finals, only to have your head explode from a caffine overdose and spray blood and brain all over your finals.

i wish i lived near my girlfriend in kansas. i live in ohio, by the way.

[Hurly91]

She demenages next to your house but then she fall in love with other neighbor(sp?) and hates you........


I wish I didn't had girlfriend........
( hehehe.......I'm bright, that way you gotta say I'll get 1....... :) )

[DaCougarMech]

hmm, not too bright after all. you win a contest and get your new girlfriend who is ... drumroll... Rosie O'Donnell!!!

i wish i more time to do what i want to do