Ruin A Wish

**Rallert** · 05-02-2005, 03:04 AM

you're really happy... then u jump up and down... then u dont see the car... then u're a really happy dead one...

**Foog** · 05-02-2005, 03:10 AM

You forgot to put a wish.

Here's mine: I wish Brittany lived in my pants.

**nujabes** · 05-02-2005, 05:06 AM

she starts eating ur p**** and eats it all off

i wish i had some creme savers

**Hurly91** · 05-02-2005, 11:26 AM

We are sunday and since you live in a cheap town, all stores are closed .........

I wish Silent_Warrior could stop taking crack and drugs because it's bad......

**DaCougarMech** · 05-03-2005, 09:29 AM

(wtf? "we are sunday" ?)
he stops doin drugs but you start. soon you take so many that your wiener falls off

i wish my chem teacher didnt have a quiz during AP week

**ken2520** · 05-03-2005, 09:31 AM

ur teacher falls off a cliff and u got over excited and jumped on a trampaline and fall off getting stabbed by a metal pole and die instantly.

i wish i didnt have so much hwk from coming home after camp

**nujabes** · 05-03-2005, 10:00 AM

instead u had already had a long term project assigned a month ago which requires u to work about 5 hours a day on it.

i wish my hair was a bit longer

**Hurly91** · 05-03-2005, 12:42 PM

it's a bit longer........but too long.........it becomes so long that walk on it and you fall in the stairs and die by breaking your neck.........

I wish I had all PanterA's albums...........and my mp3player could put them all in same time on it...........so I could listen to all albums each day

EDIT:

Originally Posted by dacougarmech

(wtf? "we are sunday" ?)

It was sunday when I posted in my town.........

**CheshireCat** · 05-03-2005, 12:46 PM

Um, that didn't make any sense, so your wish doesn't come true.
I wish I had a 1 THz CPU.

**Hurly91** · 05-03-2005, 12:47 PM

Um, that didn't make any sense, so your wish doesn't come true.
( rofl.........copy/paste is usefull )

I wish I didn't had to go to bed...........
( GoodNight all )

**CheshireCat** · 05-03-2005, 12:48 PM

Your bed gets stolen, and the robber makes you down 20 no-doze, so you cant go to sleep

**[Ghost]** · 05-03-2005, 01:43 PM

You didnt post a wish, so I'll assume your wish was "I wish I was straight"
You turn straight but when you do you realize how much fun anal sex was.

I wish I had some chilli fries.

**pyrocrow** · 05-03-2005, 03:00 PM

you get some chilli fries, but because of a pesticide put on the chilli peppers, you die. slowly and painfully.

I wish i controlled the crap they put on Fox and the WB. OMFG!!!

**MiVeC** · 05-03-2005, 03:59 PM

well u controlled it but it got crappyer.... n pple boycott it then u went brankrupt... ur house n all ur property got confiscated n u live in the streets...

i wish it will b cloudier...

**SilentWarrior** · 05-04-2005, 01:48 AM

A huge mass of clouds and gases cover the sky and block the sun from reaching earth for a 11-months and everyone dies exept me and 1000 super hot women because we all happen to make it to a never ending heat sorc wich happens to be in a sex shop..hmmm...:) *Crys with joy*

I wish I knew what to do w/ 1000 super hott women in a sex shop.

**pyrocrow** · 05-04-2005, 05:12 AM

You are really gullible, you think you know what to do and you get a sex change to become a chick. Your love fades off for them. You never get laid again.

i wish school was out for summer