Ruin A Wish

**DaCougarMech** · 06-30-2005, 03:38 PM

it works but then d2 doesnt

i wish i owned a fireworks factory

**EpiQ** · 06-30-2005, 10:15 PM

The chinese ppl sued you for stealing their "thing" so you pay 100$ + that they blowed your a-hole with a giant fire-cracker.

I wish i could rule at skateboarding.

**MiVeC** · 07-02-2005, 03:56 PM

u became the best skateboarder in the whole world but while ur skating, some1 threw a banana peel in front of ur skate board when ur at top speed.... u skated ova the banana n fell off ur skate board n crashed head 1st into a shop display.... u died of concusion

i wish when i play counter-strike, the ping isnt so high.......

**Hurly91** · 07-03-2005, 03:56 AM

It becomes really low because nobody else play CS anymore.......... :

I wish EpiQ didn't ''almost copied'' the sig I did a month ago.........lol
( http://img251.echo.cx/img251/7/hurly91sig208zu.jpg )

**nujabes** · 07-03-2005, 10:26 AM

he copies the one you have now, with the poseidon thing

i wish it wasnt 98 degrees today

**MiVeC** · 07-03-2005, 05:11 PM

(i assume ur not talking about the boy band....)
well its not 98 degrees today but its 98 degrees for the rest of the year....

i wish my phone bill is cheaper...

**SpoonMan999** · 07-04-2005, 06:04 AM

You get a job offer but the main office is in India. You'll make tons of money so you call their headquarters, without realising where it is, and end up on hold for about two hours. In the end you don't get the job.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

**Halcyon** · 07-04-2005, 09:01 AM

You become the wrong kind of wiener

I wish the hockey lockout was over

**SpoonMan999** · 07-04-2005, 04:59 PM

(Me too...)
During a gathering of all the ex-NHL stars a small meteor hits the building holding the meeting. Any revival of the NHL would lack any skilled players.

I wish Mr. Fabulous didn't check out my *** so much.

**Hurly91** · 07-16-2005, 01:48 PM

( no offense to Anubis / Mr.Fabulous )
He can stop to look at it cuz he's g4y ......

I wish mom would put internet back at home so I wouldn't have to go to friend's house to see mails and d2s news........:

**fleaflickerx** · 07-17-2005, 06:17 AM

your mom does put the internet nack up but the parental controls keep ypu from your favorite websites like DII

ummm i wish for a bed

**SpoonMan999** · 07-18-2005, 01:56 PM

You get a bed but it explodes.

I wish my grandparents had faster internet so it didn't take five minutes to load one page.

**~~redrocket~~** · 07-18-2005, 02:24 PM

your grandparents get new internet, then you realize its aol which sucks so you shoot em.

i wish my brother wasnt such a damn pain.

**SpoonMan999** · 07-19-2005, 12:53 PM

Your brother shoots you in the leg and is no longer a pain as the realization of what he's done drives him crazy and he's sent to an insititution. You pay for by losing the use of your leg...which slows you down and you get hit by a bus.

I wish D2 was actually fun.

**corymann1** · 07-23-2005, 07:23 AM

d2 becomes so fun u spend all your time playing on it and you do nothing else exept work and it ruins your life

i wish my cd drive worked properly

**~~redrocket~~** · 07-23-2005, 07:38 AM

your cd drive starts working too well, but your computer starts to spin the cd too fast, so the repairman comes to fix the noise u heard, the computer explodes in the repairmans face as he is working on it. the family sues u.

wish that bus never hit me.....

**~~diablomyfriend~~** · 07-23-2005, 07:54 AM

you get another change and you take it but you see a beaty woman and save her and you get hit again the girl wane suck ya ya know but you lost it with the acident

i wish i had a mom

**corymann1** · 07-23-2005, 08:16 AM

you get a mom, but she is a total *****.

i wish i had the most rep points ever on this site

**~~diablomyfriend~~** · 07-23-2005, 08:19 AM

shes already a total **** but k you get the most rep points but i hack you when i hired sombody thats hack you and you go to bed and are a week sick of it

i wish i found 100 maras of mephi in 1 day