Ruin A Wish

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

im gonna say u wished for a mp3

u get the mp3 but all the songs are hypontic polka songs made by (some country) to begin their plot to invade the world

i wish adult swim had its own network

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

it does but u mistakenly end up going to the wrong channel thinking the food network would have theirs for some reason you think its adult swim sooOOOo you finally end up losing more brain cells trying to figure out what channel adult swim is at then trying to figure out what adult swim that should have there own network.

I wish I died of laughter becuase i almost did when dacougarmech made a comment about.. me thinking of what snake was thinking which dacougar replied *to shorten..* "you" *my thoughts..* "how sweet.. :'P" -_- and about someone needing sleep.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u did die of laughter but due to past sins he sends u to hell where snake has his way with u for all eternity

i wish i wasnt so clumsy

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

for some odd reason you die end up in hell. i say hi. and you stare at me with frustration. snake appears and with carelessness he hands you bandages hoping that will shut you up and continues to save the world from metal gear's being built around the world and even canada!

I wish someone would give me a tissue like the game did in final fantasy 7 which the "tissue" didnt do s^_^.

[Nightbreed]

you get a tissue, but it happens to be cursed and it suffocates you with its soft lotioned tissue-ness

i still wish i had an mp5 sd3 (its a gun people)

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

o now i get it u get the gun and accidentaly clean it with the safety off and kill a hobo u go to jail for harassment of some sort where snake's son (who wants to make his dad proud of him) has his way with u till the jury find u guilty and they kill u by lethal injection and not the one ur thinking of dun dun DUN

i wish for milk and cookies

[Nightbreed]

you get milk and cookies but they are oatmeal cookies (i hate them) and the milk is sour

i wish i had a working lod cd key

[Cerem]

I hack your accounts and get your cdkey banned

I wish I had a career in ****.

[DsX-SNiPeR00]

r u the **** star or do u direct it?

[[Ghost]]

^^Does it matter?

Your a **** star but you get infected with AIDS and can no longer work in **** and you have about a year to live.

I wish people never asked stupid questions.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

something that has sumthin to do with voodoo and u become afflicted with the very thing u hate u asking the dumbest qeustions such as: Is chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna? and Why did blizzard screw me over?

i wish i could see what would happen if i wished to be animated again

[fleaflickerx]

youd probally die

i wish for 5 dollars

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

i dock yo 5 dollars cause yo *** didnt show up for work for 3 days

i wish my auntie could take care of her children to the best of her abilities

[Lail]

Your auntie takes care of her children awesomely and they grow up a nice and healthy only to later in life spend the night at your house because Auntie is out of town and in a fit of rebellion, steal all your money, clothes, kitchen ware, toliet paper, carpet, and your car.

I wish I could marry a hot, uninhibited, virgin swim suit model who would never have sex with anyone else and never ever cheat on me and stay beautiful until the day she dies.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

u die
during ur honeymoon
during intercourse
just before u get to experience oargasium (i know how to spell real word but dont wanna risk the ban) with another human

i wish my auntie had a boy instead of girl

[Lail]

Your Auntie's daughter turns into a boy in the future and marries your newly divorced mom, so your cousin becomes your father

I wish I had a pet elephant (come up with something clever, not just 'you get stomped on by him')

Edit: Didn't make the whole "turns into a boy in the future" thing clear...obviously I mean by surgical methods :)

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

hmph fine my quick-witted opponent try this on for size

While you're having intercourse, your elephant mistakes your nut for peanuts therefore rendering you sterile

i wish i could stop world hunger

[DsX-SNiPeR00]

some 1 feeds hungry people but i poison the food so they get eat from the inside out

i wish that i didnt wish anything

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

DAMN IT i was ganna post the elephant thing... anyways.

ok so you didnt wish for anything, and when you live the rest of your 23 years left of life. the gods habe there way with you.

I wish I could fight the new metal gears with snake by his side.

*hehe, god damn i love this game...this should...be..interesting for someones... comment.....*

[Lail]

You find a real genie lamp who tells you that you must make 3 wishes. But, you don't wish anything, therefore your one shot at Wish 1) Fortune 2) Fame 3) to be "well endowed" goes bye bye.

I wish that all I had to do was think of anything that I've ever wanted in life and POOF...there it is, tax free, for the taking