Ruin A Wish

[Koolaid_dude]

you get a new cellphone, but then some guy steals it and makes international calls and charges you millons and u get stuck with bill.


I wish my English teacher had a life. (He owns no tv, computer, cellphone, i wounder if he even has electricity?)

[DaCougarMech]

you shake his hand one day and find it quite sticky...

i wish i wasnt being flamed for just saying howdy-do to OOTF because i didnt mean anything by it and i just thought it was something to say

[Soul Collector]

somebody slaps you for saying howdy-you get brain damage

I wish that I could unwish the next wish

[DaCougarMech]

i destroy your mind with my wish

i wish the previous wish would come true

[nujabes]

your wishes are too confusing so i kill both of you

i wish geometry wasnt so gay. (we are learning about sentences in if-then form which is practicaly english class)

[10 man]

i wish this jack in the box to be inserted into someones back side.

[tyson10]

the jack in the box goes so far up it opens out of their mouth and the spring stabs u in the eye so u cant c thenm u run onto the highway and get run over by a truck

i wish i could get this f*****ing msn block checker virus off my blkoody comp

[Kingsrookie]

u get msn blocker off but u get loaded with spam and u no longer come to tyhis site

\i wish that my dog could eat the planet and evewrything except me

[jedimaster86]

Your dog (who somehow has grown big enough to eat a planet) goes to eat the Earth on a day that it looks rather green, but since dogs can't tell the difference between green and red, he eats Mars instead; in doing so he also digests an undiscovered race of aliens who harvest themselves in your dog's intestine. After your dog shrinking and returning to earth the aliens come out of your dog via waste and they take immediately jump into your ear and warp your fragile little mind.

I wish I was better at my D&D sessions for my schools Gamer's Guild.

[Crimson_Brilliance010]

you do get better but u get so good everyone decides to jump u in the game and then in real life

i wish i would stop farting in class(seriously its embarassing all summer i did silent non smelling farts but know that im in scholl my *** takes upon the responsibility to embarass me in class 5-6 times daily damn)

[Kingsrookie]

u dont fart anymore iunstead u shit ur pants `and u ``sp`end `hour`s cl1ea1ning1 1urs1e1l1f111

i wish` 1that e1veryone c1onve1rted 1to c1oca 1col1a11

[OlDsKoOl]

I call for an immediate recall on all coca cola products, Then blow up the coca cola manufactering plant. And buy the world all pepsi products.

I wish i had enough money to buy the world pepsi.

[FrogMan]

Your able to afford to buy the whole world pepsi and then i come along and put battery acid and spit in all there pepsi's thus make them throw up and then killing u after words.

I wish i could fly

[Kingsrookie]

u couold fly but u get to close to the sun and u fall to ur death

i wish that i could destroy pepsi

Coke rocks

[FrogMan]

You can destroy pepsi and u do but then all the coke in the world goes sour and the coke formula is lost for ever

I Wish i was Famous

[DaCougarMech]

you become the only person in the world to get their *** kicked by carrot top

i wish my gas sniper rifle shipped faster

[nujabes]

they ship it too fast and the ups man accidently trips over the curb of the driveway and drops it and the gun snaps in half.

i wish my head didnt hurt

[DaCougarMech]

dont worry. it'll stop then you'll start coughing very 2 seconds for 5 days just in time for the friday football game

i wish i could go airsofting now

[OlDsKoOl]

I give you some advil for your headache. But it turns out to be a pill that makes your head hurt even worse and it makes your head exploid.




I wish I had X-ray vision.


Ahh Radio edit sense im slow=/

You get to go airsofting, but I dont know what it is so..You die from 54 hours of playing non-stop.

I wish i could post faster.

[nujabes]

you can see someones internal organs and you get disgusted and throw up on everyone then you get kicked out of the city.

i wish i had some more vietnamese noodles