Ruin A Wish

[OlDsKoOl]

I feel nice and buy you a year supply of vietnamese noodles. But there really infested with deadly poison and your stomach turns inside out, and you die a very slow death from it.


I wish i didnt have to work.

[nujabes]

you lose your job and you become a homeless

i wish i was hella buff!

[OlDsKoOl]

While being homeless i find a nice gentleman who gives me unlimited access to his gym to sleep/shower whatever i need to do. I invite you to workout for free to become buff but you put too much on bench press and you choke yourself trying to rep it out, while i laugh in the background.




I wish for two fine hooters girls.

[nujabes]

they are 80 years old. enough said.

i wish i had a bowflex or something

[DaCougarMech]

you get "or something"

i wish i had more ac/dc shirts

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you recieve 5 million dollars and waste it all on different types of ac/dc shirts that then u decide to sell on ebay, the fbi comes after your a@@ b/c they feel like it and send you to prison while the guards whip on the hour~ every hour or whenever they feel like it...

I wish i had a cup of hot-coffee *wink*

[DaCougarMech]

you spill all the hot coffee on you lap and burn you wang good then i come over and make you my b!tch

i wish i had a new router

[Tribal1177]

You're new router is such a piece, you can't even send emails. Nothing related to the internet seems to work, and you need to hire professional help to fix it.

I wish I had another beer in the fridge.

[OlDsKoOl]

I dont know if i could ruin that wish, But instead of another beer in your fridge, you get another one in your hand.




I wish **** wasnt so expensive.

[FrogMan]

I would by ever **** site and make the costs much higher than they are know

I wish i was a fish

[TroGdoR]

You get beaten with the ugly stick and then torn up by a bear.:::
I wish this thread burned alive.

[FrogMan]

The thread does burn alive but then someone starts a new thread "Ruin a Wish haha TroGdoR"

i wish there was a diablo 3 out

[OlDsKoOl]

Diablo 3 comes out, everyone buys it to find out that Battle.net servers cannot handle a D3 and whoever plays the game lags so bad your computer dies of old age.


I wish for more realistic smilies.

[FrogMan]

There are more realisitc smilies but u go blind and are never able to see them

I wish i hade a swimming pool full of chocolate

[Kingsrookie]

The chocolate coagulates and collects bugs and shit and u never recover from the horror and the smell.

I wish i could rule this site

[nujabes]

everyone leaves after you rule the site

i wish i had 5 truckloads of creme savers

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you get the truckloads of creme savers and then owe the copany a life time of money from you which you'll be working the rest of your life at burger king! O.O"

I wish I had a job but never work at burger king..

[nujabes]

you mow lawns and get paid like $1 an hour and you can barely afford creme savers for your familys food supply

i wish i had a magical wand

[DaRK_IMMoRTAL]

you recieve your magical wand but turn yourself into a frog and have to wait for a gay guy who loves frogs so much to actually kiss them will only u beable to turn back into your human form again..

I wish sentences that president bush makes didnt make sense.

[OlDsKoOl]

In all reality President bushs sentences make so much sense that everyone in the united states go beyond the 2 terms policy and vote him in office for another 4 years.



I wish for faster pizza delivery services.