Funny Retail Website

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This website is awesomely funny. It sells 1 product a day but it sells it a reasonably good price, but the great part is its information describing the product.
www.woot.com
Ill give you some quotes from todays Woot item " Dirt Devil Sweeper Vac with Swiffer"
" Let's have a show of hands: anybody out there enjoy cleaning? Onerous chores like scrubbing, sweeping, dusting, vacuuming - are these your idea of fun ways to spend a weekend? If so, congratulations. Aren't you special? After you get tired of patting yourself on the back, go get some professional psychiatric care."
" For the rest of us, here comes this slender seductress, combining two of today's most desired cleaning tools into one irresistible whole. Lazy slobs everywhere, rejoice! With its uber-cool "electrostatic" powers, the Swiffer cloth grabs hold of dust, pollen, animal hair, cocaine, Dorito crumbs, dandruff, insect remains, and all the other microscopic debris just waiting to inflame your sinuses. Then, just when the larger chunks of gunk let their guards down, BAM! Hit the Dust Devil switch and goodnight, ladies! You've got a clean floor, an improved chance of luring a mate, and plenty of time for the five o'clock rerun of Family Matters - around here we call that the good life"

My personal Favorite Line for the day
"With its uber-cool "electrostatic" powers, the Swiffer cloth grabs hold of dust, pollen, animal hair, cocaine, Dorito crumbs, dandruff, insect remains, and all the other microscopic debris just waiting to inflame your sinuses."
*Chuckles*

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"The woot does more than just suck"
lol..
wat kind of name is "woot"

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How dare he say we are lazy slobs! Sure there are a lot of obsese people and sure America's obesiy rate is climbing because people are stupid enough to big SuperSize, but lazy slobs...how da... Oh wait nevermind :)

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You have to click on the more information to get the funny reviews. The days of New Items are the Following.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday each have a new item a day. Sat+Sunday have the same item as Fridays.