Most retarded Flame wars fights.

**Fuggle** · 01-16-2005, 02:02 PM

This is a war i had on d2 with some bowazon.

Me: Bowazon come out here.
Her: Ok
Bowazon slain by FuggleNugget
Her: That wasnt fair
Me: Why not?
Her: You started too close to me
Me: I was on the other side of the screen
Her: See told you it was unfair
Me: Thats how most duels are played
Her: No normally you start at least 2 screens away
Me: No that obvious makes it easier for you to beat me im melee try killing with skill
Her: It does require Skill How do I know if im hitting you or not
Me: ...
Her: Come on now
Bowazon was slain by FuggleNugget
Her: You started to close again
Me: What? I started 2 screens away you just cant accept defeat
Her: Let me get ready this time and ill tell you when to go.
Me: w/e
Her: Ok go (She is the farthest away possible that arrows can hit from)
FuggleNugget was slain by Bowazon
Her: Owned
Me: Lol there was no way I could get to you.
Her: You could have dodged my arrows
Me: They are guided arrows you dumbass you kind of cant.
Her: STFU
FuggleNugget was slain by Bowazon
Her: Owned
Me: ... NKin isnt owning.
FuggleNugget was slain by Bowazon
Her: Man you suck you die so fast
Me: Took 2 arrows to kill a naked druid...
Bowazon was slain by FuggleNugget
Me: ROFL Naked Fissure owned your ***.
Bowazon was slain by FuggleNugget
Bowazon was slain by FuggleNugget
Bowazon was slain by FuggleNugget
Her: You have to nk me to win
Me: Just returning the favor
Bowazon Has Left The Game.

Well this is my flame war with Z_cn and his retarded replies.

Originally Posted by Fuggle Nugget

Looks like you couldnt reply to our thread in the DIIS forum because your *** got kicked in there. Not only did you look like an even greater moron than before, but You argued over something because your illiterate. You cant flame me in any thread in that forum because you just cant back yourself up, Id like to see you try to flame me again in the DIIS Tourney Thread. Knowing you, you cant because you seem to suck at everything.

He replies,

Originally Posted by Z_cn

Shut the **** up you ****ing nerd, you can't even spell words right. You wanna duel me on d2? If yes PM me back and go make game. People like you is just sad, you inmature loser.

Lets see i spelled... nothing wrong now lets look at his reply.
"inmature" nice...
"People like you is" To most people it would be "are" but your just an idiot so...

Post other Conversations you've had with people on D2 or D2S

**nujabes** · 01-16-2005, 02:12 PM

lol NKing...so noobish
haha owned by naked fissure
i had plenty of flame conversations wit noobs but dont remember

**Beholder99** · 01-16-2005, 02:17 PM

i hate noobs there so dumb, like my friend was dueling a zon with his sorc and she was gettin a beatin and the zon complains that my friend was only winning cause he was using an enigma....sorcs do not use enigmas, the person just couldnt couldnt get it through their head that he wasnt wearing an enigma...

**nujabes** · 01-16-2005, 02:23 PM

oh i remember one

i was doin trist runs for my friend and someone joins and asks "do u have an eth rune" and i say "no" and he says "plzz i really need one" and i say "I DONT HAVE ONE" and he says "brb" and brings another char to duel me...

y is dueling the only solution to a noobs problem

**PantallicA** · 01-16-2005, 02:27 PM

Because dueling is fun :)

Fuggle, that was a classic example of any newb on d2. Nice work.

**Beholder99** · 01-16-2005, 02:36 PM

lol a noob comes into a game and asks if there are any one rune combos....

**TMP** · 01-16-2005, 02:44 PM

You should have been like, "Yeah, if you put an El into a 1 socketed item you get El runeword".

**Tool** · 01-16-2005, 02:51 PM

Oooh, I have a good one. I went into some game, don't know if it was pub or priv, and this guy had a charger. So we dueled, I was a sorc, and he kills me. So... I go to get my body but don't because I see he's hovering over it like he's trying to have sex with it or something... Anyway, I say, "Can you move away from my body?" He says, "No, you'll just tele away like all the other sorcs." So I get my body... Once I get it, bam he kills me. I say, "Ummm. Yeah, don't do that..." He says, "Youl'll tele away though." I say, "Well dude, you just kill me so you don't even give me the chance so it's sort of the same." And then he goes on about how I'm too nub or something. =\