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  1. 02-07-2004, 06:01 PM #1
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    Default worst scenario date

    2 Guys meet in a bar after a couple of months. 1 is married. the other dating.

    dave, the married one, talks with steve. "hey steve whats with the face?"
    steve starts to explain his story...

    I went on a date with a beautiful girl. So not to mess the date like i did with the others, i taped my **** to my leg so it wouldnt pop up and **** her off....the date was great.

    dave interrupts saying "good good. so what happened."
    steve said, "it went bad"
    "whats so bad" dave said

    .........at the end of the date i kicked her in the face.
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  2. 02-07-2004, 06:03 PM #2
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    lmao... took me a few seconds to get it, but i got it! nice one!
    btw, thats pretty damn long for that to work...
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  3. 02-07-2004, 06:05 PM #3
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    either kick or feel your **** break from being held down...your choice
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    obviously not enough tape...
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  5. 02-07-2004, 06:07 PM #5
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    was duct tape.
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  6. 02-07-2004, 06:08 PM #6
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    he should wrap it around at least 20 times...

    btw: was this an actual conversation between you and spit? =D
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  7. 02-07-2004, 06:09 PM #7
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    no. neither name is mine. besides i'd never talk with spit about dating.
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  8. 02-07-2004, 06:11 PM #8
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    true, true :
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  9. 02-07-2004, 06:12 PM #9
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    besides spits name is luke. not steve.
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  10. 02-07-2004, 06:17 PM #10
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    but his msn is stevo84@msn... hmm, double life there?
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    lol trayne, took me a second as well to get it, nice tho
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    That's hilarious, lol. Good one Trayne. :)
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    got bored...
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    LOL...His name is Luke!*I hope you dont talk to him about dating!Trayne that was great!


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    well couldnt talk to him bout dating. its been 6 years since i've been on a date. i've been celebate.
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    LOL......i dont get it!!
    Why did the guy slap her face?????/

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    celebate or unlucky? btw, that's an awesome one. but i don't think anyone other than me could make it true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tichondrius_87
    celebate or unlucky? btw, that's an awesome one. but i don't think anyone other than me could make it true.
    someone show this idiot some of the girls i deal with. hell check part of my site it has 2 or 3 examples.
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    first of all, you're mean. secondly, what site? thirdly, in accordance with the prophecy (see the threads in Jokes and Pokes. you'll understand)
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    luckily i dont have the energy to respond to your remarks tich... *leg spasm* *sore muscles*
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