Deserted Island

**Luke** · 02-22-2004, 05:45 PM

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by a ship

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on the same absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. :

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. :

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-24-2004, 02:16 AM

kinda makes me want to move to france... except that french women smell and don't shave the pits. looks like they have don king in a head lock. of course, what kind of ****ed up boat was it that had all those people on it? and why didn't the italian guys kill each other before? the world may never know... :

**LordRaven** · 02-25-2004, 05:29 AM

The two asian groups are the only ones that are semi-succesful... Interesting. How exactly do you mean they are using the chinese woman to supply employees? Do you mean she is going to give birth to the employees?

**Pamela** · 02-26-2004, 04:09 AM

LMFAO....Its a great joke Spit!!! *hugs*

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 04:30 AM

yeah, they're using her as like a manufacturing plant for young employees. smart, but costly and it takes a while. is there a hospital on that island? and if they can build businesses, why not a friggin boat?

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 02-26-2004, 04:35 AM

lmfao it's so true...:P!

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 04:37 AM

damn right.

**Nethran** · 02-26-2004, 04:41 AM

I think that the germans would be making beer like the irish are making whiskey. Can you be a german without a little dark ale now and then? I dont think so. Oktoberfest would be the date of their suicide.

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 04:43 AM

hahahahah. so says the german. part german? not sure... never really cared.... time for lunch kell. let's go.

**LordRaven** · 02-26-2004, 04:43 AM

Hmmm, it makes you wonder.... Are they actually alone on the island, cuz there wouldn't be enough customers for their business to thrive. It would seem like they would just go out of business to me.... Sorry, I like to think about things in a literal sense...

**Nethran** · 02-26-2004, 04:50 AM

if the chinese have shops, what are the islanders using as currency?

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 04:54 AM

umm.... coconut shells? butterfly wings? (the indians used those for a while). maybe.... i dunno. gold?

**Nethran** · 02-26-2004, 04:58 AM

what would they mine with? The french cant pan for gold well with their barrets... so that leaves nothing. No gold. I say they trade women.

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 05:00 AM

but each of them only has one woman. i think the greek woman would leave them though... where are all the black people at?

**Nethran** · 02-26-2004, 05:02 AM

You left out my african brothers, spitfire!! Blast you! Blast you and all you stand for!

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 05:04 AM

blast indeed! blasphemous blaspheming blasphemer. wait. you're not african. what the hell are you talking about?

**LordRaven** · 02-26-2004, 05:26 AM

Are guys in greece still that way? I thought that they were like that in ancient greece, but not now.... It doesn't bother me, but I just thought that the whole world had become homophobic when it started westernizing.

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-26-2004, 07:15 AM

what do you mean you guys? i'm not greek. i'm mexican. sorta. i gotta find a place where i can put in my two cents about that gay marriage ban. dammed bush headed bush. and yeah, the world did become about 90% homophobic when it westernized. i don't mind people like that... just so long as they don't hit on me. lesbians are fun though. they're... how do i put this? not pussies. yeah, that's about right. anyways, back on topic: ancient greece yes, modern greece... i don't think so. not so much.

**Nethran** · 02-27-2004, 03:46 AM

I think that that joke may just play on the countries love for nudity. Maybe all the baths and stuff make people think, "Wow, they must love to look at eachothers bodies, so theyre probably homos." In ancient greece, also, they werent so much homosexuals as admirers of the human form. All the statues and whatnot, they just thought of the male body and its muscuylature as an artform made by the gods. I cant remember actually hearing about any homosexual activity within the ancient greek culture. Samurai, however... thats quite a different story. (Im trying to get back to karate, and so far Im doing well). Ninjas, unlike andrews beliefs of them, came from japan and were a kind of samurai, but (if youve ever played tenchu for ps2) they kill by stealth instead of in 1 on 1 sword fights in an open field. Honor is still number 1 with them, but they chose to make a stealth kill their honorable method of killing. Ninjas are cool, and I am a super ninja...super being the not-a-homo part. Shut up, tich, or ill hurt you.

**LordRaven** · 02-27-2004, 04:57 AM

in the greek and roman armies, during the empires, soldiers would have homosexual relationships with young boys until they got married to a woman. they weren't really gay i guess, but more bisexual or something. i don't know. I'm glad i didn't grow up then, cuz i wouldn't wanna get poked if ya know what i mean. the boys didn't have a choice about it. it's kinda like slavery. weird. i think gay marriage should be legalized though, cuz they aren't hurting anyone with it, ya know? and they're not being jerks about it or anything, just asking for equal rights, to me that's the way i see it anyways.