riddles thread

[pyrocrow]

ok, since you guys were starting to flip out in the questions that make you think thread, i made this riddles thread.

AS THIS IS MY THREAD, FEEL FREE TO POST BOTH RHETORICAL AND TRICK QUESTIONS ON HERE ALSO!

some of my favorites:

what idea could cause reality televison?

Why do the blur the hand of someone on television when its obvious the middle finger is the only one up?

If less than 5% of the world poplation likes "pop" music, how is it "pop" (pop stands for popular for those who don't know.)

you only have one match. in the room with you is a candle, and an oven. what do you light first.

You are the diver of a bus. at a stop, 6 people get on, 4 people get off. Then 12 people get on, 19 off. And at the last stop 2 people get on, nobody gets off. who drives the bus?


If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do
they bury the survivors?


there is a hole in the ground. it is 10 inches square at the base and 10 inches high
how much dirt is in it?

why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

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Many of these answers can be found in the thread previously mentioned, but i had to get this thread started with some.
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[DaCougarMech]

oh sweet. im so honored mine is in here

edit:
a bus regularly makes stops
it starts out with 10 people on board
at the next stop, it picks up 5 people and drops off 7
at the next stop, it picks up 10 people and drops off 8
at the next stop, it picks up 2 people and drops off 4
at the next stop, it picks up 3 people and drops off 1
at the next stop, it picks up 7 people and drops off 6
at the next stop, it picks up 4 people and drops off 3
how many stops did the bus make?

[pyrocrow]

i'm counting 7 stops

[fortunecookieX]

i think it would be 6 or 0
here sa riddle
there is a cow tied to a tree with a unbreakable chain, the cow has been there for like 5 days and it gettin hungry as hell it like about 2 die, so the cow sees a fish not far away so he's thinkin man im hungry as hell i got to find a way to get out of this chain and eat the fish. how can the cow get out without breakin tree or chain

[The Orgasmatron]

Hmmm......I give up.

[pyrocrow]

he unties himself.

[MiVeC]

the cow sucks everything up (including the fish) like a vaccum cleaner =X

[fortunecookieX]

so should i say the answer or keep it so people can think about it

[MiVeC]

pm me the answer? if u want to

[fortunecookieX]

i pm you about the answer

[TyKe]

i got one for u guys,
When ur chewing gum and spit it out on the ground, and someone says, u killed a bird and saved a worm, why would the bird be stupid enough to chew on the gum?

When ur walkin down the road and u see 2 piles of money and could only take one, would u take the pile that has 1 $100 dollar bill or would u take the pile that has 5 $20 dollar bills.

[fortunecookieX]

dont no the first one, but the second one i would pick 5 $20s, its the same thing but i like same bills

[Venom]

for dacougarmechs riddle i got two answers
1.the bus makes 8 stops the 8th is when he himself gets off
2. depends on how many stop signs there are

try this one
1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?
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[TyKe]

hahahaha, thats easy! u dont know how many door are open to begin with or, u do it this way
-1+9-9+1=0 easy.

[fleaflickerx]

thoes are really good, but they blur out the middle finger becuase casue it means F*** YOU, lol

[bobman]

its called can do the can can...
can can
can can
can can
can can...

ok lets see um...

if a birdy and an egg cross the number gazzilion highway with a gazzilion mile speed limit
and on the oppsite side a ramp and a beer bottle cross the road
thats not all u gotta rember to put the rocket fuel in the truck that is about to hit them while they cross...
between the birdy+egg and the ramp+beer bottle is a drunk lighter
oh and one more thing the truck has 30 rocket launchers faced towards the front
ready to shoot

what do you get?



rember kids be creative

theirs no truly correct answer but i got one

[DaCougarMech]

the answer to my riddle is 6 stops
this joke is best told verbally
most people are so conditioned to respond to the number of people on the bus that they ignore all other information so they can attend to their word problem

try saying it to somebody sometime

[jajaman202]

the answer to my riddle is 6 stops
this joke is best told verbally
most people are so conditioned to respond to the number of people on the bus that they ignore all other information so they can attend to their word problem

try saying it to somebody sometime

i got ur riddle... dont see how that was possed to be hard i just counted O.o

[Z3R0]

Some fairly easy trick questions:

1) Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?

2) What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?

3) What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?

4) Find 4 letters to complete the analogy: H is to GRAM as D is to ?