My Bar... a little hole in reality

**Cozmagoth16** · 12-15-2005, 07:17 AM

Sorry i was usen it.....18 shots of vodka in less than 7 minutes....when that kicks in,fun fun

**PhaseShifter** · 12-15-2005, 07:24 AM

Wells thanks to you i don't have to go anymore.
And can i get a Dr.pepper, or something that doesnt make my kill myself before im legal.

**pyrocrow** · 12-15-2005, 04:21 PM

"hey! what the fvck happened to the bartender?

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 02:05 AM

lol I know i am still waiting on my drinks... about to take my bussiness somewhere else.. * looks around * * see g/f dry humping the dead guy *

**PhaseShifter** · 12-16-2005, 05:31 AM

*hops behind bar and gets everyones drinks

**Deadlyy-Guy** · 12-16-2005, 06:04 AM

*hops behind the bar and helps himself*
um... i'm gonna go now....
*runs out of the building*

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 06:58 AM

* runs after deadly guy * * with light saber *

hey come back here you took all the booze

* light sabers batterys go dead * * thinks to him self ahh sh!t *

* hear's voice in the back ground ( use the fork luke )

* then thinks to himself what would beastie boys do *

**Deadlyy-Guy** · 12-16-2005, 07:31 AM

mind tricks only work on the weak minded... the absent minded is a different story XD

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 07:39 AM

* Thinks to him self absent minded? *

**Venom** · 12-16-2005, 07:42 AM

*throws a fork at deadly guy hitting him in the back of the head*
sweet head shot!
*restocks bar*
"temp bartender robot on"
and now we got a bartender
*the robot pushes phaseshifter out of the way*
robot "YES WESSSSLEEEEEEEEE"

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 07:53 AM

alright maybe i can get my black & tan now and a screw driver for my g/f lol please

**pyrocrow** · 12-16-2005, 08:10 AM

*can I get a Sam Adams?*

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 08:13 AM

got to say it out load pyro isnt the * mean your thinking or doing something lol
says to new bartender robot is my drinks coming?

**PhaseShifter** · 12-16-2005, 09:45 AM

*gets up and rips the robots head off
*jumps on robots shoulders and lets out and eerie scream
"MY CANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
"YOU RAN MY CANDY OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

**Osirus** · 12-16-2005, 10:14 AM

* takes out camara phone and take's a pic of the guy sitting on the bots shoulder's * * sends to freinds * * meanwhile back at the ranch *

**owner16** · 12-16-2005, 11:11 AM

*enters room*
*blank face*
*everyone just looks at me*

**Venom** · 12-16-2005, 02:17 PM

*robot*" but wesleeeeee... i ...thought we were friends ..."
*shuts down*
"o shi...."
*run's out of the bar draging anyone near me also*
*phaseshifter hits the super ultra destructo bot of death ,invicability and all thing's mean button W/ yarn factor + 10*
*everything in the bar becomes yarn and the robot transforms in to the incarnation of pure sadstic evil "teletubies/barnie/you name it*
*(insert long name here)*" i olny want to be friends!!!"
*a massive laser beam shoots from his eyes incenrating everything*
must run FASTER!!! untold horror set loose
*the robot starts off on a yarn'y rampage of horror yarn'ifying everything it touches*(also has the demon hunter buring skill name thing)
*somewhere far away at another of za_avatars bars*

**Deadlyy-Guy** · 12-16-2005, 11:54 PM

*looks over at venom and snickers to himself as he remembers he put acid in his drink*
"look at that guy he's freakin out XD"
*oh my ****ing god what the **** bar b cue laugh out loud*

**PhaseShifter** · 12-17-2005, 12:54 AM

*grabs something out of his bag and begins to talk to it
*throws it up and a giant kitty appears
"GO YOU STUPID POKEMON!"
*The beast beins to play with all the yarn
*the robot notices it and begin to pet the fearsome beast

**Osirus** · 12-17-2005, 02:12 AM

* fishes out his pokemon ball and throws in the air will "says i choose you wombafish"

use water blast!! * wombafish* ( soaks the robot and short circuit's him soaks the kitty) and everything goes back to normal.

* jumps behind bar starts to make some drinks * Last call he says.... But just then dum dum dummmm....