My Bar... a little hole in reality

**cadence73** · 10-13-2005, 09:20 AM

*as his cloak falls to the ground he walks in the door with his katana in hand* "swish" (NINJA MAGIC)
*picks up his cloak and swings it on his back as he sits down.... pulls out a cookie and throws it to Beholder*
not bad buddy clipped my side when i did my replacement magic... better then Anu-doggy over there

**SilverTiger** · 10-13-2005, 11:27 AM

*A young girl enters the bar, takes a look around, and says under her breath*
"Doesn't seem as bad as others"
*Walks up to the bartender and after looking around one more time faces him as asks*
"Hullo there, I'm looking for a job all the other bars are full... I'm attractive and perfect to work in a bar, what do u think sir?"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:33 AM

*still watching the growing tention between beholder and cadence he doesnt notice at first*
*then as if

he looks at Silver*
well hello there sexy what can i do for you?
o you were talken to me about that job?
you wanna work in a crappy place like this??
sure jobs yours you start now and i hope you can shoot a gun...
*looks again to the semi fighting semi drunk men*
and maybe use a sword with how this is goin....
dress code is mini skirt and bikini top...dont be late for work got it sweet cheaks?

**SilverTiger** · 10-13-2005, 11:36 AM

*Looks at the bartender and answers*
"Sure sugah, no problem, when can i start?"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:37 AM

you start now the first asignment....jumpingjacks...GO

**SilverTiger** · 10-13-2005, 11:43 AM

*Looks at the bartender for a moment*
"K sugah, tell me when to stop"*laughs*
*starts doing the um.. jumpingjacks*
*thinks*-He may think himself amusing but I'm sure as hell I didnt ask for a PE instructor-

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:52 AM

hehe
*I think i'm amusing* =P
here bring Jack these beers then clean tables and take any orders... got it sweet cheaks?

**Jackel** · 10-13-2005, 12:35 PM

*asleep on a table...as Silver walks up he falls on her... grabing her butt and licking her in his sleep*

**DaCougarMech** · 10-13-2005, 12:45 PM

"hey bartendherrr!!! i thenks youse gaves meh too strongs of eh pepshi!!!"
*collapses face first into silvertiger's b00bies*
"these pillows is lumpy!"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 01:39 PM

hey guys watch the merchendise....
Dont hurt her....If you do i gotta pay workmens comp. and me no like that

**Beholder99** · 10-14-2005, 03:09 AM

*grabs dcm and throws his face against the floor*
"is this a better pillow you perverted sick freak?"
*looks at jackel.. then to cadence*
*reaches in cloack and pulls out shades along with a greanade of some sort*
*throws grendade BANG flash bang goes off*
*when everyone isnt dazed i am sitting back at bar and jackel is pinned against the wall with knives*

**cadence73** · 10-14-2005, 08:07 AM

*clap clap clap*
not too bad BFG
but you went away from your guns to knives?
that you were a gunner what happened?

**Za avatar** · 10-14-2005, 08:10 AM

*as the flash bomb goes off he pulls out more scotch and by the time the blindness is gone has a new glass waiting for beholder.*
sorry jack thats what happens to the good customers...take one for the team bud
ok this money aint gonna cover much more damage to that wall bro

**Jackel** · 10-14-2005, 08:21 AM

*struggles against the knives but notices he cant get down....*
GRRRRROOOWWWLLL *eyes turn a dark red....dark and bright at the same time
a skeliton rises from the floor infront of Jackel and starts removing the knives*
I'm gonna kill you....
*falls to the ground and his skeliton gives him support as he is bleeding from many places and to weak*
you are dissmissed D
*the skeliton "D" sinks into a circle of darkness on the floor witch closes after him*
I will kill you....
but i need another beer first...and to get my colateral from Cadence back...

**Za avatar** · 10-14-2005, 08:25 AM

here...Silver bring Jack a Jack Black Back will ya?
hey Jack can i get a few of those Skullies to work here?
Silver is doin a crappy job

**cadence73** · 10-14-2005, 08:28 AM

yea right Jack till you pay me you aint getten the anubis statue back
i love this thing.... I can do alot of stuff i never could before with it
Look *stabs himself with his Katana right thru the stomach*
Grrrr *Withdraws*....*no blood or cut remains*
I love this statue!!

**Za avatar** · 10-14-2005, 08:48 AM

i guess we are starting round two after a few drinks guys?
if i may set down a rule....
STOP HITTING MY WALLS

**Beholder99** · 10-14-2005, 11:12 AM

*smirks*
"i never said i was a gun man, they just happen to ge the gob done faster"
"i have a few tricks in my sleeves"

**cadence73** · 10-14-2005, 11:17 AM

pfft guns are nothing compared to my Katana maybe in speed but never in power or precision you already proved that i just havent struck yet

**DaCougarMech** · 10-14-2005, 12:35 PM

*gets up from the floor and shakes off his bulging biceps*
"now who wants to touch me?"
*starts posing in various forms that show off his rock hard muscles*