My Bar... a little hole in reality

**Za avatar** · 10-15-2005, 10:52 AM

*wraps a wing around silver*
guess since u r the only "normal" person here we need to protect you
stay behind my wing you will be fine
*reasuring smile*

**SilverTiger** · 10-15-2005, 11:25 AM

*sighs* good to be normal
*thinks* plus it comes with some nice stuff too... im being protected.. so nice
*sighs again... kinda dramatic laughs*

**Beholder99** · 10-15-2005, 11:32 AM

(did ppl for get me??... good)
*cadence immedietly is peirced with five chains and then is ripped to peices*
"watch as your friend dies"
*chains become a shield flying around me so fast you cant see them any more*
"flyies toward avatar and silve*
"DIE"

**cadence73** · 10-15-2005, 11:51 AM

(did beholder forget i was ninja?)
*cape falls to the floor torn apart*
MWHAHAHAHAHA how foolish you fool i fooled you cause you thought i was a fool and would foolishly forget to watch for your fools way out attempt to kill me....fool
*ninja stars shoot from a shadow going into the whirl of chains and stopping them dead just before they reach Zab's wing shield*
now you die!
*runs out from the shadow Katana and Wikazashi out and ready for the kill as he heads toward the untaingling mass of chains*

**SilverTiger** · 10-15-2005, 11:58 AM

gee what did i do to u people
*gets behind the counter*
hopefully this is a way safer place

**Jackel** · 10-15-2005, 11:59 AM

this is getten rather boring...
Silver do more jumpingjaks!!!!
(Zab please dont kill me for that but damn your gf is hot man)

**Beholder99** · 10-15-2005, 12:07 PM

*colapses into a ball of flesh and spikes shoot out everywhere hitting everything*
*the flesh just pels off only to find a body of pure chains with spike sall over*
"every second makes me stronger. fill me full of power and watch everything die"

**Za avatar** · 10-15-2005, 12:17 PM

pfft deamon attack is nothing against my wings a valour go ahead pelt them all you want see if i care they come back fine
*flaps his wings and feathers and blood fall to the floor exposing white glowing wings without a scratch or feather out of place*
(posted on sedia everyone else should too cool story and our deamon friend here is in it)

**Venom** · 10-15-2005, 12:19 PM

*sighs*
"well i was forgotten"
*regenrates my arm,summons stablechaos*
"well this is gonna be fun!"
*fuses railblade and the planet buster with stablechaos*
"well cad ur a poor example of a ninja!"
*starts to make hand seals*
"well it is expected just froma weak ninja ,u havent even reached the skills of a low ranking shinobi"
*finishes hand seals*
"SUITON SUIRYUUDAN NO JUTSU(water dragon blast)"
*directly hits cad forcing him out of the bar through the thickest wall in the bar*
"well he's dealt with swiftly"
*points stablechaos at avatars sheild*
"bang, it's gone"
*fires a round shattering the sheild but being reflected at cad distablizing his arm making it useless for 3 days*
"well beholder i think u can handle the rest."
(ok... beholder y u askin about my old acct names:i think they were,macro_one,kakashi,and this 1 y do u ask but im trying to change it again -.-)

**Za avatar** · 10-15-2005, 12:24 PM

( that kinda files under a tad unreasonable of an attack doesnt it? -_-')
You cant kill me...I am the Bartender!!! i make this story happen damnit!!!
*calls on the wrath of god power of his ancient home land*
Fear my power mortal and know you will never be allowed on this earth again!
*shoots blast of golden light directly at Hanzo's forehead making his head explode into a gazillion pieces and healing everyone else in the Room for 200hp points*
Behold the power of God!
(wow i didnt know i could be that unreasonable)

**Venom** · 10-15-2005, 12:31 PM

hey thats not unreasonabe (look at some of the posts in pams bar)
*my corpse turns into a block of wood*
"nice try but atks from god olny affect the ones who belive in his powers ,so well that tickled"(i am a ninja not gonna die that ez)
*slaps avatar*
"2 things 1. jus cuz ur the bartenter dun mean ur unstopable since u deciced to join in this fight u r not ulnerable 2.ha ha ha ur god cant kill me ^-^"
*slaps him again and vanishes into a personal void*

**Za avatar** · 10-15-2005, 01:10 PM

hehe this is y i started the thread and i saw way worse in pams true
*wraps his wings around him and disappears*
u dont need belief for mythological gods to hurt
*hurls thunder bolts at Han from his cloud*
DIE!!!

**Beholder99** · 10-15-2005, 01:44 PM

*uses power of chaos its slef to created a death cloud all opposing foreces no long see me or my allies, and no holy gifts of any sort can penetrate it*
*chains fly up every where an slash the F*** out of avatar

because i just wante dot see if you remebered your first account name

**Za avatar** · 10-15-2005, 02:04 PM

(is the bar even in existance anymore or has it been blasted to oblivion?)
*disipates to his spirit form releasing golden light to the world below re building his bar around his foes and once again becoming the mortal bartender*
I think i have had enough battle for today...
Anyone want a drink?

(my first acct name was Sotosigna but i dont think you were talken to me)

**SilverTiger** · 10-15-2005, 06:05 PM

is it safe now to get out?
*stands from were she was hiding*
gee you people are so violent

**slimp** · 10-15-2005, 06:37 PM

*walks into the bar and laughs at all the blood everwhere*
*asks bartender for a sprite with a lemon and a burger if hes Got em*

*stares at all the retarded ninjas*

**Za avatar** · 10-16-2005, 12:07 AM

*smacks a pointy pink hat on slimp and whistlds*
NEW TARGET!!!

**Venom** · 10-16-2005, 03:11 AM

"WOOT"
*aims stablechaos at slimp*
"FIRE"
*a small army appears behind me fireing everything they have at him ripping him to shreads,i then finish him of removing 2/3rd's of his body*
"im not done yet"
*takes waht is left of his body and places a naquada infuses nuke to his body*
"this'l olny hurt for a second ^-^"
(any way the bar is indestructable if some thing damages it ,it self repairs )
*sets the time to detonate in 5 seconds ,pushing evey one through a void,till the nuke has done it's job*
(5 sec's later)
*slimp is a pile of dust and the bar is as clan as ever*

**Beholder99** · 10-16-2005, 05:06 AM

wips out trogs baggie and scoops the dusy into it...(slimp ask trog about the baggie if you dont know)

**Venom** · 10-16-2005, 09:33 AM

*starts to laugh uncontrolably from what had happend to slimp*
"well its not total revenge for u but i guess it will do"
*looks at beholder*
sooo wut u gonna do with the baggie?u gonna throw it some where?
(here is how the bag of trog was made)
(Beholder, you are the reason why I side with Kellard at points during his "English Professor" phase. My name is trogdor. yet you have said trogdoN at least 4 times. Tell me where the N in my name is you lazy bastard? *SImply eats Beholder who is gone forever now and will only come back as a ghost who can't harm anybody in any way forever. And I triple stampsie that so it can't ever be reversed. Not even by sacrificing a mountain frog on top of the highest valley in the Himalayas...Don't question that!!!!!)

(*Takes Beholders Ghost. Burns it with ghost penetrating fire. The charred up remains of the ghost can no longer speak or move but can now just lay there in a pile reminding us of what Beholder once was. Looks across the hall and sees Spoon ready to ban beholder for good...Everyone laughs and Trog buys free beer and whiskey for the entire bar as they celebrate the unchanging, impenetrable, unbreakable, undeniable death of everything Beholder ever represented. Quadruple stamsied in fire and ice from the Mountain Killodeem in the center of blail. This can never ever be reversed, even a cursed billy goat from the river of Snaskaport can't reverse it. You are gone Beholder and everyone will ignore ur posts becuz YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BURNINATED FROM THIS THREAD!)