My Bar... a little hole in reality

**pyrocrow** · 11-26-2005, 06:04 PM

*whispers to cherryqueen "don't gnaw on me if you wanna live, and give DG a miller light instead of guiness, and get me a corona with lime.
*sits down with FM (again) and explains how to use ps7 correctly, then says jk.

**Deadlyy-Guy** · 11-27-2005, 03:23 AM

*pukes just hearing the words miller light*

**Cheeryqueen** · 11-28-2005, 10:33 AM

*Gives Deadly his guiness, and Pyro his Corona with lime. Sighs, and cleans up puke.*

**pyrocrow** · 11-29-2005, 12:05 AM

*spikes the kegs in the basement storage.
*order 10 more beers to drain the current.

**Soul Collector** · 11-29-2005, 02:15 AM

whoever ordered anything light and american is a friggin panzy

**Soul Collector** · 11-29-2005, 02:17 AM

orders a mixture of gin and kettle one vodka-downs in a single gulp

**pyrocrow** · 11-30-2005, 08:26 AM

"ya waitress, can I get a double post warning? and a tequila on the rocks for the hotty who just sat next to me."

**boces** · 11-30-2005, 08:58 AM

*walks in*
*ask bartender 4 a beer*
*drinks beer*
*tips bartender*
*askl 4 more beer*
*10 hours later passedout on floor*

**Soul Collector** · 12-01-2005, 02:35 AM

<begins to get fed up-----"you don't get trashed off of beer you nimrod-get something good and hard, like beefeaters, or kettle one, then i'll be a little more understanding about u being passed out on the floor"

**Deadlyy-Guy** · 12-01-2005, 02:41 AM

i beg to differ. i get trashed off beer weekly. i can kill a 30 pack by myself.

**Soul Collector** · 12-01-2005, 06:50 AM

that's great.......i guess, not that i'd want to be bragging about that, online of all places....

**pyrocrow** · 12-01-2005, 03:45 PM

*pokes xxrulex13 with a stick. Sensing some movement, oreders another beer and leaves temporarily, coming back with an IV.

**DaCougarMech** · 12-01-2005, 03:53 PM

*yawns and emits a roaring fart*

**Soul Collector** · 12-02-2005, 01:47 AM

shakes head at pyro, and hands him an even bigger stick...

**pyrocrow** · 12-02-2005, 04:21 PM

*takes soul collectors stick, writes "ugly" on it, and hits him with it. Then picks up old stick and continues poking.

**Cozmagoth16** · 12-02-2005, 04:25 PM

Chugs down 10 shots of vodka.....for real :)

**Jabsco** · 12-02-2005, 05:11 PM

wanders in sees the comotions leaves...comesback in oredrs taco bell reallixes this is a bar and wonedrs weather that extra drop of acid was really that good of an idea...

**Cheeryqueen** · 12-03-2005, 02:42 PM

*Tries to be happy after just bawling her eyes out for the third time today*...
Remember children, ********** at LEAST 4 times a day to stay happy, healthy and it's good practice. Oh, and boys, remember, Mt. Dew kills sperm. xP