My Bar... a little hole in reality

**Za avatar** · 12-07-2005, 01:35 PM

got a new shipment of beer bongs in today...any takers?
and that whole masterbating thing....not here please-_-

**Soul Collector** · 12-08-2005, 01:43 AM

hahaha-ill take two bb's-ill need them this weekend..!!

**Cheeryqueen** · 12-08-2005, 11:02 AM

Sorry Za. =S
No drugs or alcohol for moi please and thankies. ^-^;
Hmm...I need something to help these urges. >_<
O_O; LOLI-POPS!!!
*Runs in search of lolis* <_<;; >_>;;

**Venom** · 12-08-2005, 11:36 AM

...
*grabs a stick and join's in poking the guy on the floor*
sooooo is he dead ?
*looks at cheeryqueen*
...
*continues to poke and point outside*

**Soul Collector** · 12-09-2005, 01:46 AM

proceeds with throwing peanuts at the guy lying on the floor, eventually burying him in an ever growing pile of p-nut shells!

**Za avatar** · 12-09-2005, 07:05 AM

*starts selling sticks in need of more profit from the drunkies*
they are loosing interest i think i may need a new dead guy...
Hey Soul can ya help me in the back for a sec?
*silent laugh*
"mwhaha"
money money money....

**Venom** · 12-09-2005, 10:52 AM

*sees za and soul heading into the back*
wth
*notices the sticks for sale sign*
....
*follows both of them carrying a massive maul*
$_$
*two loud bashes later*
ima be rich!
*throws za and soul some where around the bar and starts to rack in the money from za's idea

**pyrocrow** · 12-09-2005, 05:13 PM

*Secretly poisons all the sticks
*orders a captain&coke
*Gets a DUI

**Za avatar** · 12-10-2005, 06:43 PM

=O
u dirty SOB
*the bar becomes an ancient japanese arena complete with emporer that says "FINISH HIM" and "FATALITY" in a loud deep voice with no hint of a japanese accent*
we end this right now bring it on!
*praying mantis style*
*FATALITY*
*venom explodes into a million pieces and i tear a hole in space and he falls in*
a few million years floating in an infinint(sp?) void may be good for ya
*picks up the money...signs a few autographs and sells more sticks* thank you to all my fans!

**Venom** · 12-11-2005, 07:30 AM

... its on now
*i come back*
FLYING DRAGON STYLE
*i jump on za's shoulders and tear his head off,takes the rest of his body and throws it into a flying dragon (flying neardy)*
now where was that void of urs
*finds the void space time thingy magig of infinate time and throws the head in*
*BOOMING VOICE* BRUTALITY
... no just no find the anouncer and replaces him with a authentic japanese announcer
there much better

**FrogMan** · 12-11-2005, 09:07 AM

*i pull the carpet from under venoms feet"
you fall flat on yr face
giving yrself a fatal injury
*mwhahahah*
frogman sits down
*orders a double whiskey on the rocks while still lauging at venom"

**Za avatar** · 12-11-2005, 10:34 AM

*presses the bars self distruct activation button*
now u will all pay mwhahahah!
*presses a button in the neck of a nerby statue and falls through the floor into the "Zab" cave*
and awsay i go!!!
*giant explosion consumes everyone and u all die....die die die!!!!

**Venom** · 12-11-2005, 11:00 AM

(how the hell u acomplish that when ur a head floating in a tear of time space)
*activates bar selfdestruct device b4 the bar goes off*
ha ha ha
*jump down into the cave and notices the large neon sign*
"welcome to the "ZAB CAVE""
omg ... OMFG
*runs out of the cave in pure horror after reading the name ""zab" cave"

**pyrocrow** · 12-12-2005, 04:35 PM

WTH? How did this go so off topic?

*Orders a gin & tonic and a daquiri for the lady.

**Soul Collector** · 12-13-2005, 02:34 AM

why am i always a subject of beatings? Pulls out big sword and chops venom-take that Bach.....shakes his head at pyrocow---stop trying to be a player.....buys the lady a nice tall skrewdriver....there-that looks better

**Venom** · 12-13-2005, 08:00 AM

when is it not off topic pyro
*my severed head*
when was the last time u were being severly beaten?
*starts to naw at souls ankle*
oh just you wait , just you wait and see

**pyrocrow** · 12-13-2005, 04:44 PM

*spikes every girls drink in the bar at the time
*date rapes each one
because I can ya'll

**PhaseShifter** · 12-14-2005, 11:47 AM

*walks in cowboy style, spurs and everything
*goes up to the bar
*in a high squecky voice asks where the bathroom is

**Osirus** · 12-15-2005, 04:28 AM

*pull's up in his black nissan skyline*
*walks into bar* * blond hair chick with exceptional breast following behind him*
* ask the bartender *
black & tan please and a screw drivers for my girl.
by the way what's up with the dead guy on the floor and everyone pooking him with a stick? * pulls out his light saber and starts pooking the guy* * g/f slaps him on the back of the head* thats not nice dont pook the dead guy... Sorry hunny everyone else was doing it...