RAP-BAttles

**In[F]ec[T]eD** · 10-25-2005, 01:16 PM

Madd Skillz

**Shellz** · 10-26-2005, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by trickalick

Hello suburbia, my name is civility
I'd like you to meet my friend irrationality & sodomy
We extinguish blue-collars & exercise malpractice during a lobotomy
I was unaware us fools are considered mozarella
And didn't know that text battles needed to distinguish that it was acapella
I am also prone to making my own CoCa Cola with baking soda
And I also have a bunkbed, so maybe you can come and sleep over

Dawg U Wack
U a wanna be MJ saying come play with me
ill have to refuse on that offer sry to burst your bubble
ima the dude u come to see if u wanna hear bubble music
you should stop freestyling and go play acustic
after u test my product u gunna be Fcuked
u gunna end up robbin a garbage truck
see this where the line ends u cant battle
so like ur mom always say saddle up
but unlike u i clip up
then dip out
im retarted with that .387
never know when im pull a 187
u finish after u read this ima give u on word of advice
GO KILL YOURSELF

XD

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 06:43 AM

Rap sucks,
This is so easy,
It makes me feel sleazy,
**** this shit,
It's gayer than that movie It,
Only a fag would do this,
I have to go, gotta ****.

**Shellz** · 10-26-2005, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Tool

Rap sucks,
This is so easy,
It makes me feel sleazy,
**** this shit,
It's gayer than that movie It,
Only a fag would do this,
I have to go, gotta ****.

If Rap So Gay Why U Spit?
Dont Get Ur Panties in a bunch and flip
Sorry if u have suicidal issue's
we all have our opinions
just face it you suck
go have sum luck and try to get laid
while i sit back in my coupe and get paid

i dont want to diss rockers i have so many of em as friends and thats consider stupid shit.

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 08:03 AM

You don't have a Coupe,
you just spend your life looking for a D2 dupe.
Just face it you're a failure at life,
slit your wrist with that knife.
That's right, the one in the kitchen droor,
then your life won't be such a bore.
**** this is easy,
I wish I could do this for a living,
but then I'd just be another dumbass,
one that smokes the grass.
God damn rap sucks,
stop doing it and get a job so you can make some bucks.
Everyone hates you,
get the **** off the forums before someone hacks ju.

**Beholder99** · 10-26-2005, 08:11 AM

im entering this fray
with something to say
forgot what it was
because this shits so hilarios us white boys acting like we can be all black
all rap is, is a good ol ryme
so take the time to learna few stanzas
then come back and test your bannanas

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 08:13 AM

Are you saying you're down with rap?
Because it's just a load of crap.
Music is like candy - you throw all the (w)rappers away.
So let's just stray,
From this shit you call music.

**Shellz** · 10-26-2005, 08:16 AM

Too Bad i aint trying act black
Ima White Boy that dont slack
U gunna know i take shiet serious when u feel that Bullet shell
have nuff em to feed u and ya family
what chu know about banana clips?
go listen to sum more lil flip.
ight mans im dip

AEHH

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 08:21 AM

Too much black slang,
go find some brothers and hang,
yourselves that is, because lynching is the shit.
All the brothers used to do it.
Why not you?
Because you're not black so quit pretending to be.
You're not go shoot me or my family.
Seems to me I'm better at this shit than you,
Oh, what's that, you're looking kinda blue!
Don't feel sad you got beat in a rap battle by a metal fan.
Maybe someday you'll be a man,
and realize that the shit you bought into was fake.

**Beholder99** · 10-26-2005, 08:21 AM

you make me laugh with that plastic 9
i dont have gun but if you reall would like
i can take a trip to my grandmas and pick up the glock
that she has stocked,loaded
we can me on the street and throw down, and when i get you
youll know what its like to have hard steel shoved up your shoot
have your brains spilled on the street, then ima split

**Foog** · 10-26-2005, 08:25 AM

good luck trying to outrap me.
i'm the best of the best, see.
**** your 9's and glocks and shit...
i'll punch your *** out with my fist.
rapping's gay...
bye.

**Shellz** · 10-26-2005, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by Tool

Too much black slang,
go find some brothers and hang,
yourselves that is, because lynching is the shit.
All the brothers used to do it.
Why not you?
Because you're not black so quit pretending to be.
You're not go shoot me or my family.
Seems to me I'm better at this shit than you,
Oh, what's that, you're looking kinda blue!
Don't feel sad you got beat in a rap battle by a metal fan.
Maybe someday you'll be a man,
and realize that the shit you bought into was fake.

Hey yo look over there its a razor blade
remind u of sumthing?
this time actually do it and dont complain of the pain
U tha type of dude to do that shit on blowing for columbine
you know my rhymes fine
dont waste ur time
Would have to hit cha family got my mans in the van
aint gunna let go of the trigger til i heard that click
Tool your a ****in *****
go suck a dcik
Since ya family filled with hick
mebe i should just beat u with a stick

BTW: Tool dont take it serious lol

**Dynafrom** · 10-26-2005, 08:33 AM

Didn't your ma tell you patience is a virtue?
Better stop spittin rhymes or I have to hurt chu

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 08:35 AM

You've all been beaten by Tool,
Stop making yourselves look like a fool.
Suck a ****,
Shit a brick.
Shut the **** up,
You all suck.

**Beholder99** · 10-26-2005, 08:40 AM

tool, you dissin all, and throwen shit
you look like a chimp, o wait a chump
go dump that gas on your *** and stand next to the stove with a match
dyna my man, i respect you and all but your attempt was weak
fooq, where did you come from.... huh? i forgot you were here. see you nothing pathetic stop now and save your D*** the trouble ofcrawling back into your skin, and roll out of here before me or immortal show you what its like to ***** away you pride into nothing by the side of the road with a sign saying "ill suck your d*** for a slice of ham"

**Dynafrom** · 10-26-2005, 08:54 AM

Wow tool don't make yoruself look like a fool
You like my rhymes, don't be denying it cus I see you drool
why don't you go **** your dog
and go and shit out some logs
go to a gay bar and give em all some fun
by sticking your dildo up their bum
I roll up faggots like you in a joint
smoke em all but really thats not the point
**** you and shittin bricks is all you can say
mine as well say "Hey im gay!"

**Foog** · 10-26-2005, 08:56 AM

Hey im gay!

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Tool

You've all been beaten by Tool,
Stop making yourselves look like a fool.
Suck a ****,
Shit a brick.
Shut the **** up,
You all suck.

Quoted for emphasis.

**star69** · 10-26-2005, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by SDSnyper

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