RAP-BAttles

**Silent_killers** · 10-26-2005, 10:18 AM

Hey it's a thread for rap
Nevermind, it's crap.

**TyKe** · 10-26-2005, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Silent_killers

Hey it's a thread for rap
Nevermind, it's crap.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Silent just pwned yall
better stop now or you'll get owned in the mall
im not a rapper, just a white boy that likes to clapper
im tired of this, im going to stop, before i have to wipe u off the wall with a mop

**Shellz** · 10-26-2005, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Foog

Hey im gay!

You Got That Right.
My Flow's Tight
**** Florida Mixtape
I Wreck Theses fourms
i make that cheddar and i aint talk bout chesse
yall man are sleezy
my flow sounds like a breeze
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I Hustle Hard
I Grind Harder
Flip That Paper
You wonder why ur girl always retarded
she been giving dem brains like it was nuttin
Just bcuz she know u nuttin
Man u guys trying to diss me like the game vs joe budden
see the thing i talk bout is real shit
True talk no flase shit
YOu Mans Better stop choking on my dcik
I be the hardest freestlyer.
Gunna see me shootin at ur pathfinder
Talkin bout mixtapes my shit so hot can it heat ur apartment up

**El Matt** · 10-26-2005, 10:46 AM

Everyone 'rapping' in this thread is white. (srsly)
Nothing any of you have said is 'tight.'
Oh God stop it, you're killing my IQ.
Now I have to rap, avoiding that warning too.

Please just stop trying, none of you are cool,
Stop listening to crappy music, all of you tools.
Wait, why am I doing this?
BRB, cutting my wrists.

**Tool** · 10-26-2005, 11:31 AM

Matt just owned you all,
this is just a ball.
**** attempting to "battle,"
you douche bags still probably play with a rattle.
Suck a ****,
shit a brick.
You got owned by metal,
which is sad for you.

**trickalick** · 10-26-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by YoungImmortal

Dawg U Wack
U a wanna be MJ saying come play with me
ill have to refuse on that offer sry to burst your bubble
ima the dude u come to see if u wanna hear bubble music
you should stop freestyling and go play acustic
after u test my product u gunna be Fcuked
u gunna end up robbin a garbage truck
see this where the line ends u cant battle
so like ur mom always say saddle up
but unlike u i clip up
then dip out
im retarted with that .387
never know when im pull a 187
u finish after u read this ima give u on word of advice
GO KILL YOURSELF

XD

Hey, I do play acoustic & electric.
My musical tastes are very eclectic.
I think it's funny that you spelt retarded incorrectly.
And maybe I looked at your rhymes a little bit subjectively.
Because I don't understand half of your puns.
Or the claims of your usage of guns.
From this
I've determined you have a lack of intellect.
This, I detest.
I suspect you diminish yourself by corroding your own self-respect
By adopting chilish mannerisms and ignorant dialect

I don't know why I would rob a garbage truck
Unless it was to dump your dead mother's carcass in a landfill
I soaked her body in formaldehyde, removed her skin, and danced around in it
Eviscerated her corpse, sodomized it, and then jump-roped with her intestines.