D2: The 3 Word Story

[Blo0dyEnigma]

Alright. In this thread the objective is to get an extremely long story about everything in D2 by everyone chipping in and helping to make the story... included in the story can be killing other players in the Realms, killing monsters, making runewords - whatever. You can be funny, helpful, creative ... just about anything. Here's exactly how it works.

The 1st person to post in the thread types in 3 words, like: "My Barb killed", and that's it. The post ends there. Then, somebody else posts another 3 words that connect to the previous 3 words posted, like: "Baal last night", and then somebody else could then post: "he dropped a" and then I could post, say: "Shako, but then..." - (etc.) and it just keeps going. Okay? Here are the rules.

1. No double-posting, please.
2. What 3 words 1 person adds to the story have to make sense in comparison to the last 3 words.
3. Each post can ONLY contain 3 words MAX and no less.

I won't start because I created the thread, so let the story begin!

[Dan]

once there was

[Shift]

A Sorc that

[Dan]

wanted to go

[Shift]

To the catacombs

[DiGiTaLiS]

but was waypointless

[1337-Orange]

She begged people

[DiGiTaLiS]

for the waypoint

[1337-Orange]

Mr.Hdin Came in

[DaCougarMech]

and was like

[1337-Orange]

Rush for forge?

[wm_hunter]

And the Sorc

[force]

said no you

[1337-Orange]

Have teh aids

[l2clone]

Fu U Pos

[Venom]

Fu U Pos

(shall abrevations count? )
the sorc then

[force]

left the game

[Blo0dyEnigma]

With a Smile

[1337-Orange]

Causing Realm Down

[Ares]

then took a