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    A Noob in your Darkness Pamela's Avatar
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    WHY I LOVE MOM
    Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting
    late. I think I'll go to bed. "

    She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
    Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper
    the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
    container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee ***
    for brewing the next morning.
    She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into
    the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button She picked up the
    game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put
    the telephone book into the drawer.
    She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
    dry.

    She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the
    desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the
    field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

    She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the
    envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near
    her purse.

    Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution
    & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her
    nails.

    Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed"

    "I'm on my way," she said

    She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
    made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

    She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and
    TV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a
    brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
    In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
    straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most
    important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
    accomplishment of her goals.

    About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
    particular. "I'm going to bed."

    And he did...without another thought.

    Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?

    CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, we
    still have things to do!!!!)

    Send this to five phenomenal women today...they'll love you for it! I
    just did.

    THEN, GO TO BED!

    I got this in an E-Mail today^^ my Sister loves me!


    A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning...

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    Hah, this was funny. E-mailed it to some of my friends, thanks! :)
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    And this is why I'm a man, I just do what I say and that's it, no need for side tracking :P

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    LMAO Fuggle! I constantly do things like that.


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    Nice, guess I am a "mom" sometimes too!

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    A Noob in your Darkness Pamela's Avatar
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    Phallok your name gives me images of things...not topic related but I have wanted to say it for a while 0.o(slap me now)


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